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Her last words…
I thought I’d immortalize them.
Photo courtesy of Jason Smith.
Found in Guangzhou, China.
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Is this Jiminy Cricket’s tombstone?
The same applies to sheap.
It’s an expensive sign.
Darling, if you say so.
The grass must be sleeping
Even the dead cannot RIP.
To be retreaded.
You have to have been treaded, at least once.
Actually. It is a wonderful feeling, to have a little asian lady walking up and down your spine.
I think they mean deer. Them hooves is hard on the back.
Last words by an elephant trainer.
From the unhappy version of “Beauty and the Beast.”
This bloke is a bit weird. He hires a prostitute for a night, but all he wants to do is dangle his big-toe in it. She says: “It’s your money. Please your self.”
A week later his big-toe looks a bit ordinary, so he sees the Doc.
Doc (laughing his head off) says: “You have Syphillis of the big-toe!”
Bloke: ‘I don’t think that that, is so funny Doc.’
Doc: “You would if yoiu knew what I know. I just treated a prostitute for Athlete’s C—.”
Oh, okay, since you were polite and all.
@Marum 507:
Mate, that depends entirely on her size and weight.
I speak from experience.
Are we 100% sure this isn’t an Engrish re-trample from days gone by?
Errrrr…uh, retread, I mean.
A: And what happens, Dear, if I DO trample you?
B: Nuttin’ Honey!
…said Thumper to Bambi.
@Pete 1123. I did say little. My main sport, from 12 to 50 years, was Weightlifting, and powerlifting. That is why I did swimming for my cardio, I could stretch out my back in a weightless condition. Powerlifters especially, get sore backs from compression. That is where that asian form of massage, worked well for me. I used to do hypers for my back with 60Kg for sets of 10 reps,so my spine was below 2 inches of muscle on each side. Therefore, the average masseuse did not have enough strength, to manipulate it by hand. A body massage was… Read more »
What do I think of the message? I think it’s good dear, good.
(no one outside of Canada or even Nova Scotia is going to get this reference)
@Lora; above: Why? Do you get trampled by Harp Seals, or herds of migrating Caribou, or Herrrings or something.:grin:
In the original book “Pinocchio” by Collodi, Pinocchio did squash Cricket (as he was named)-on purpose. But Cricket’s ghost came back to haunt Pinocchio.
@Marum “Good dear good” is a classic Nova Scotian reply to when someone asks how you are. Usually someone will greet somebody by saying, “How’s it goin’, cousin?”, or, “What’s goin’ on?”, and the person may answer “Good dear, good”.