How did they know?

How did they know?

posted on 19 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

its-fire-dont-use-elevator

It’s emergency. Your call.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

It’s snow, use stairs

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

But please use anyone

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Burn some calories on the stairs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s smorking. Don’t use stairwell.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

If smoke is coming from the shaft, use a lubricant.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

It’s rubbish. Don’t read this!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

A fire extinguisher is the thing to use.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s caption. Don’t use vulgarity.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s lotion on skin. Don’t use hose.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Sorry, you must use the stairs until we can hire a new elevator.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s fine. Don’t wad panties.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I’m sure if there was a fire behind my ar$e, I could beat the lift by a mile.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If you use the stairs, be careful to not trip over prostitutes, plying their trade in the stairwells.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

It’s dire. Don’t use escalator either.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

In case of fire break glass.
Then hurl self through window.
Your @$$ is grass anyway.

Coz you’re on the 200th floor,
And we’re not gonna save you laowai anyway.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Are you a fire distinguinsher?

Classic Steve
3 years ago

The elevator itself is made of fire? I’m definitely not using that, except maybe for s’mores.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

You just used it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It’s China ,Don’t usa.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

-Knock, knock. -Who’s there? -It’s fire.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Use the lift instead

Johnny Cache
3 years ago

It’s lava. Don’t use floor.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
3 years ago

The building that burns but never burns away? Is it the modern version of the burning bush?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s fire. You have been warmed!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s fire. Don’t let it escalate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@UCity | 10:57 am: Fire who? 😛

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT & UCity. Fire Truck. (You know – Robin the Hoods parson friend.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q. Did you hear about the bloke who was both autistic, and hard of hearing?

A. He leaot to his deaf.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

♫The lifts in the building go up and down.
The men in the staircase go in and out,
The girls in the staircase go ooh,ooh,OOH,
Oh hear the word of the Lord♪

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

EDIT leaot = leapt.

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