How is she with turkey?

How is she with turkey?

posted on 10 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

evaporate-slippery-chickens

I prefer southern evaporated chicken.

Photo courtesy of Amelia Shevenell.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Geo
Geo
5 years ago

…but, unfortunately, the whole matter seems to be going south instead.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Not to worry. Even for turkeys, things are not as din as they sum, in china

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Sounds a lot like the bird supurb. Well if you could taste it before it takes off.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

She would have evaporated them, had it not been for her inability to catch them due to their slipperiness.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

But does it explode

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Chicken to the north of me, chickens to the south of me, chickens to the east and west of me. I was surrounded by fliggin chickens. So I pulled myself through a hole in the firmament, and shot acrossss the heavens. How was that for slippery?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Algernon 0405. No sir! The exploding chickens are available at the restaurant in the next block.

It is easy to pick whick one. It doesn’t have any walls.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

… and tomorrow will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The oily bird catches the warm.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

I remember a former farmer describing his sexual escapades with the different livestock under his care. Whenever he had sex with a chicken, it would die afterward.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Chickens are from North but Colonel Sanders was from South.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

“I hired some guy named Scott Summers to help out with the farm. While he was feeding the chickens, he accidentally tripped, and his weird glasses fell off, and the chickens just evaporated.”

From X-Men the Unknown EarlyYears

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Long Tom. 0433. I think it was on http://www.darwin awards.com A farmer was having sex with a cow. However it may have pushed back too hard, and crushed him to death.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago
Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I think exploding chickens would be a cinch. I read of one lady, who could explode footballs between her thighs. Definitely a lady, to steer well clear of.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Shi missed Sum Ting

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 5:13 am: I wouldn’t put my cock between those legs; I wouldn’t put my hen there, either..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Slippery chicken: Nude and unseasonable

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

But would she apologize for incontinence?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Eva Poo Ration

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For other uses, see Evaporation (disambiguration)

Eva poo ration is a type of vaporization of a chicken (read: chick) that occurs from the arrival hole’s slippery surface into a currious phase that were north (usually, eva poo rated her substance there) into south hole.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Slippery?
The Chef’s also a lawyer-politician?

Classic Steve
5 years ago

And she would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids….

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Translated by sum dim Chinese.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

She could, if she’s hot enough…

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

One time it was so hot the cows were giving evaporated milk, but I’ve ever heard of evaporated chicken.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Damn yankees.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Long Tom | 4:33 am: I hope that farmer had his eggs crushed!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

In my freshman year at college, one dorm mate had a cartoon showing several chickens attacking Col. Sanders and the caption that they were going to “chicken fry” him-starting with the balls.

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

@Long Tom
Chicken testicles are actually pretty good. I tried them in Cambodia and they taste like chicken crossed with bacon. But there’s some cartilage in the middle you need to spit out.

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

Even to this day, they say she was all-powerful. Legends hold that she could evaporate chickens with a single touch.

zankhana
zankhana
5 years ago

Sounds like poultry in motion………..

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Chicken evaporated?
Just give me some duck !

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