If these aren’t diapers, I’m outta here.

If these aren’t diapers, I’m outta here.

posted on 17 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

turd-baby

Ironically, the store has no restroom.

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Spotted in Taiwan.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I like them brown a curly

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Or perhaps NOT so ironically, webmaster…

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

It’s amazing what you can sell off the sidewalk

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

No, thanks, I prefer jelly babies.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That is the one, after number one, and nummber two.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Therefore:

First baby = heterotohetero
Second baby = heterotobi

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That must be the number for that yellow crap they produce – like thick custard.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

And that, children, is why you should never have anal sex.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

She’s turd, no sh*t

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The only Bitobi I can find is Domaine Vitobi. I assume it is in French Quebec. Not that I would know one side of Quebec from another.
Any Canadians here?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

To bi or not to bi?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I’m worried, he looks a little flushed.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

A former coworker of mine told me of working at “Toys R Us” and having had to clean up baby puke all the time.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom 0432. My oldest daughter worked at the branch in Aspley.
(Brissie suburb)

THe staff referred to the joint as; “Toys are US”.

US = Unserviceable.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0416. The homosexuals now have a contraceptive.

It prevents having backward children.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Turd time yucky

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Watch him crap his hands!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

With the new referendum, Turkey is not Turdey.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Free delivery!

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

What happened to the foist and tecond baby?

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

This store is located on the turd floor of the shopping complex.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:19 am
I suspect that the name “Vitobi” has Native American roots. However, even as a Canadian, I have no knowledge of which particular nation that name originates. I can assure you, though, that it isn’t some obscure Cree (nation to the south of the Hudson Bay) slang for “turd”.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

So a regular baby?

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Must be where Ren and Stimpy shop for their “baby” in that Adult Party cartoon. (which I strongly advise not to watch if you value your sanity and ability to keep down solid foods)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum and Geo: Try assuming that the circled b has a significance of its own. It then turns out that Itobi is a real surname (African, I assume) and also the name of a place in Brazil.
The Turd Baby brand is apparently used by a Chinese company selling goods from vending machines.
The why of all this escapes me, but hey, since when did use of English words by Chinese have to make sense?

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Turd baby comes after decond baby, which is after the fust baby.
Unless you had twinths.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT and Geo.
Yup! I did find an itobi in Brazil. However Portugese is to an Espanol reader, such as Tokpisin is to an English reader….- Maddening. One feels one should be able to understand it – but never – quite.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Marum 0439:I thought toys were supposed to break after five minutes when little kids handle them!

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

This looks like a crappy product.

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