Jimmy, put the sword back in your luggage.

Jimmy, put the sword back in your luggage.

posted on 20 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Oh dang, my dog farts

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

SO!
One has to also pass the sniff test.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Drunk, insane AND not properly dressed. This means, if you’re drunk and insane, but are wearing a tuxedo, you’re welcome.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I like #8. All criminals will be tranferred to the Police.

Seems like an acceptable, alternative career.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Be worried about the electric appliances

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That’s a nuisance. I was going to throw my wife’s toy poodle off the top floor, (the bloody thing keeps crapping in my work-boots) and if necessary, the other bitch who owns it, too.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@algernon 0407. Especially Sam’s singing phones.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

As all Force entrant are transferred to Police, I can see that the Force in Jail is Strong!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

My dry gin is excepted.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

What about using Internet Exploder to find a date on Tinder? I promise I’ll only bring a plastic-made electric appliance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Since humans are composed of over 50% water, complying with #7 could be a tad difficult.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I had beans for lunch. The smell is not at all unusual.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

No prints in the tower? Who is going to save the printcess, then?

SF
SF
4 years ago

♪It’s not unusual not to smell like anyone♬

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0500.. An Ink Jet Princer of course But I won’t tell you where he kissed her. 😉

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Two little dogs In and out. One day In got lost, but Out was able to track him down, and their mistress was able to to rescie him. Their mistress said to Out: “Aren’t you a clever boy. How did you ever find In?”

Out replied: “Instinct I guess.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

“Thank you for your support, I shall always wear it.” – Henry Crun (The Goon Show- “The Great Bank Robbery”)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 6:34 am: In the carriage?

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Prohibit carrying tinder and exploder. Why? Because it’s fire.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT. You may appreciate the correspondence beween Mr, Nilligan, And HRH the Royal Consort.. It was to do with some charity or the other.

The Duke: “Dear Mr. Milligan, I need your support.”

Milligan: “Dear Mr. Edinburgh, I don’t wear one.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That’s a bummer. I always carry a pile of tinder, and a couple of detonators in my powder case.
What else would a man want a powder case for?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Useless informsation: The Prince’s style and title in full: His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Extra Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Member of the Order of Merit, Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Knight of the Order of Australia, Additional Member of the Order of New Zealand, Extra Companion of the Queen’s Service Order, Royal Chief of the Order of Logohu, Extraordinary Companion… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The Order of Logohu (Order of NiuGini)

Logohu (Motuan lang.) = The Bird of Paradise. The symbol of PNG.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Jeez! I wish I couuld control myself, and not get curious, and start researching crap like that all the time. it is now 0106 Brissie time, and I have to be up by 0430. Damn Phil the Greek, and his fligging titles, and Milligan too.

M.U.
M.U.
4 years ago

Can’t have crazy drunken strippers running around in the tower. Tower is a classy establishment. Regular crazy drunks, crazy strippers, and drunken strippers are fine though.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

You! With the hamster! Get out of the tower.
And take your blender with you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

“This is my fruit knife. There are many like it, but this one is mine…”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Mmmmm …. Slogans and swords!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Liquid already includes drink, so let’s pizza.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

May the force contraband with you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

3.
NOTE: There is no spoon

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The only thing I don’t understand is ‘Thank you for your understanding’.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Dnt 0646. Actually, the undercarriage.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

The police are former Jedi.

TS
TS
4 years ago

If sober, insane, and properly dressed, no problem.

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