Live it, perceive it, become it.

Live it, perceive it, become it.

posted on 4 Apr 2017 in Signs

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What lift ticket doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

Photo courtesy of L.J.
Found at a ski resort in Japan.

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Marum
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Marum

But I don’t want to become an ashtray.

I’M A NON-SMORKER. 😥

Marum
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Marum

Ok! I’m IT.

Kiss me if you catch me. F–k me if I fall.

WHOOPS! I’m over.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s thing become it!

Marum
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Marum

WHOOPEE!!!

A lift ticket which has perspercacity.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Smorkey the polar bear reminds you that only YOU can prevent snowfield fires. Keep those portable ashtrays and cigarettes at home, kids!

DrLex
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DrLex

I think the thing must be a hydraulic press. It is the only thing that can flatten all those items into a lift ticket.

algernon
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algernon

But does it come with a cellular ashtray

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

So, a can, a T-shirt, an iPhone4 cover and a fixed ashtray etc. are already it?

algernon
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algernon

A perceptive life who’d have thought

Marum
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Marum

I rode around the Gymkana Course, on my cellular phon e.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s Be It.

– Nkie

EffEff
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EffEff

@algernon: More like a polymorphic life if you ask me.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I don’t feel like I’m fully in touch with my inner ashtray.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

This notice was written by Stephen King .

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A lift ticket in its unaware – that’s something you don’t see every day.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe this is a koan:
Q: What is circular, tubular, cellular and contains butts?
A: It.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

My prediction: the message on this sign will eventually appear on a t-shirt.

DrLex
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DrLex

@DnT: you probably mean that there is a thing that the message doesn’t perceive that a T-shirt becomes it.

Geo
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Geo

Hey, I want one of those metamorphic lift tickets!

UCity
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UCity

Life ticket never saw it coming.

Classic Steve
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I’ve never found those accessories “becoming.”

Classic Steve
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The worst Voltron ever designed.

UCity
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UCity

I think, therefore I am a lift ticket.

Myself
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Myself

You can be anything if you just believe. But just for now, we’d like you to be a coin, a cigarette, a cellular phone, and a portable ashtray, for your own safety.

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