What lift ticket doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
Photo courtesy of L.J.
Found at a ski resort in Japan.
But I don’t want to become an ashtray.
I’M A NON-SMORKER. 😥
Ok! I’m IT.
Kiss me if you catch me. F–k me if I fall.
WHOOPS! I’m over.
Let’s thing become it!
A lift ticket which has perspercacity.
Smorkey the polar bear reminds you that only YOU can prevent snowfield fires. Keep those portable ashtrays and cigarettes at home, kids!
I think the thing must be a hydraulic press. It is the only thing that can flatten all those items into a lift ticket.
But does it come with a cellular ashtray
So, a can, a T-shirt, an iPhone4 cover and a fixed ashtray etc. are already it?
A perceptive life who’d have thought
I rode around the Gymkana Course, on my cellular phon e.
Let’s Be It.
@algernon: More like a polymorphic life if you ask me.
I don’t feel like I’m fully in touch with my inner ashtray.
This notice was written by Stephen King .
A lift ticket in its unaware – that’s something you don’t see every day.
Maybe this is a koan:
Q: What is circular, tubular, cellular and contains butts?
My prediction: the message on this sign will eventually appear on a t-shirt.
@DnT: you probably mean that there is a thing that the message doesn’t perceive that a T-shirt becomes it.
Hey, I want one of those metamorphic lift tickets!
Life ticket never saw it coming.
I’ve never found those accessories “becoming.”
The worst Voltron ever designed.
I think, therefore I am a lift ticket.
You can be anything if you just believe. But just for now, we’d like you to be a coin, a cigarette, a cellular phone, and a portable ashtray, for your own safety.