Live it, perceive it, become it.

Live it, perceive it, become it.

posted on 4 Apr 2017 in Signs

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What lift ticket doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

Photo courtesy of L.J.
Found at a ski resort in Japan.

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Marum
Marum
5 years ago

But I don’t want to become an ashtray.

I’M A NON-SMORKER. 😥

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Ok! I’m IT.

Kiss me if you catch me. F–k me if I fall.

WHOOPS! I’m over.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Let’s thing become it!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

WHOOPEE!!!

A lift ticket which has perspercacity.

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

Smorkey the polar bear reminds you that only YOU can prevent snowfield fires. Keep those portable ashtrays and cigarettes at home, kids!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I think the thing must be a hydraulic press. It is the only thing that can flatten all those items into a lift ticket.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

But does it come with a cellular ashtray

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

So, a can, a T-shirt, an iPhone4 cover and a fixed ashtray etc. are already it?

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

A perceptive life who’d have thought

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I rode around the Gymkana Course, on my cellular phon e.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Let’s Be It.

– Nkie

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

@algernon: More like a polymorphic life if you ask me.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I don’t feel like I’m fully in touch with my inner ashtray.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

This notice was written by Stephen King .

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

A lift ticket in its unaware – that’s something you don’t see every day.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Maybe this is a koan:
Q: What is circular, tubular, cellular and contains butts?
A: It.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

My prediction: the message on this sign will eventually appear on a t-shirt.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

@DnT: you probably mean that there is a thing that the message doesn’t perceive that a T-shirt becomes it.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Hey, I want one of those metamorphic lift tickets!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Life ticket never saw it coming.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

I’ve never found those accessories “becoming.”

Classic Steve
5 years ago

The worst Voltron ever designed.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

I think, therefore I am a lift ticket.

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

You can be anything if you just believe. But just for now, we’d like you to be a coin, a cigarette, a cellular phone, and a portable ashtray, for your own safety.

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