Me ferry you long time…

Me ferry you long time…

posted on 29 Apr 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

superdong-2

You thought Superdong was big…

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Found in Vietnam.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Sequel of ”Sperman”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Now with more seamen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I wonder what Superdong l looks like

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

Too big for Asian ports!

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

What a Wang

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Something to take you to the Town In Town

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

It’s not the size of the ship, it the motion of the ocean.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

RH 13H00
PQ 08H00

VD all day by Seamen

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It takes many hands to cleverly manipulate this special boat!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s certainly long and hard.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Very little use in Asia.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Is it circumnavigated?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

By using the Tantric exercises, one can last more than two hours.

Nowadays they are starting to become fashionable.

But if you and you partner have the time and determination, the techniques can help work wonders

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The new Love Boat.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Made in Longdong

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Just wait ’till you see the dingy!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Superdong too?
Whatever floats your boat.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Superdong 1 just sort of petered out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Frank Burns | 5:02 am: ♪ ♫My dingy-ling, my dingy-ling… ♪ ♫

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW. The western way of ignoring you lady, and thinking of other things to prolong the act, is totally wrong..
The tantric way is to concentrate totally on your lady, (look into her eyes if possible) taking pleasure in her pleasures, and seeking to prolong or heighten them.
If you can take your lady to exhaustion, without climaxing yourself, you have achieved the ultimate. (Nirvana no?)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@FB 0508. No mate. It just got too old and soft.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q. Do you know why there are lots of shipping collisins in Vietnam?

A. It appears, that the sailors like ramming each other.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Sometimes it gets into the berth by itself, other times it needs a tug.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I jumped into my dinghy,
And my lady grabbed my thingy,
And we sailed the ocean blue,
Going ingy dingy doo.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0534 This lady was married to a shipping magnate. On his birthday she didn’t know what to give him. He had lots of yachts, thusands of ships, and he had received lots of tugs from her.

So she forgot about boats, and gave him a swallow instead.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Marum @4;41am or Titanic exercises?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

The sequel to “Long Dong Silver:.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago
Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

SuperDong fits for King Dong.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Long, hard, and full of seamen.

Garst
3 years ago

What am I supposed to name my yacht now? Superdong3926? This is 1995 and trying to find an AIM username all over again!

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Check out the Superbong (with a B) next to the captain’s chair. You wondered why there were so many collisions?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Big Fat Cat | 7:56 am: Titanic exercises would involve a lot of ice and going down. Kinky!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 1702.
Q. Did you hear that Linda Lovelace’s mother died tragically.

A. She went down on the Titanic.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW. I never thought of oral-sex as being kinky.
I thought it was normal, for any loving couple in a long term relationship.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Vietnamese clocks dont chime.
They just go
♫DONG♫
♫DONG♫
♫DONG♫
♫DONG♫

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Ok.
PQ = PHU Quoc Ferry.

RG = Rach Gia Ferry

Round trip 5.0hrs 2.5hrs each way.

Fare = VND350,000 ($15.00) one way
By the Superdong Ferry (Fast)
Ther may be cheaper ways, but don’t drive it. Road is crap and takes at least 3.0hrs. Would be quick if you are skilled on a frail bike.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Whever I have been on a high speed ferry, esp in Aust. I prefer to sit on the little rear deck. Inside, it is like an hermetically sealed chunder bucket.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

@Classic Steve:
Are they blue?
Are they blue?

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

Permission to come aboard?

Olog-hai
Olog-hai
3 years ago

Oh, Superdong
You’re gonna make your fortune, won’t be long
But if you lose, it’s ’cause she done you wrong
The only game you know is use that dong, ah-ha-ha . . .

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