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posted on 30 Apr 2017 in Bags/Packaging

for-hang-yourself

Adjust the noose and hang the whole family!

Photo courtesy of Stacy Johnson.
Hanger accessory found in Japan. 

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

“Rilax” is the wonder antsuicidal drug.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Rilax while swinging

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Something for every one

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I see.
1. Install hanging rail.

2. Both you and your lady hang from it, and make love..

3. Relax.

4. Fall headfirst onto floor.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q. What do you call a whole heap of Maoris on Prozac?

A. Once Were Worriers.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Comes with a lifetime guarantee.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

OK… the loop part goes over a nail in the wall. And the large bulbous end goes where? The picture isn’t clear.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Yu Noo Hoo 0417. My concept of “lifetime” has forever been perverted by that hilarious comedy series “Allo Allo”.

Mimi Le Bonc, the little homicidal maiac, has poisoned the bottle of wine.

The German Officer looks at the bottle of wine and asks: “Ist siss a gut wein?”

Mimi Le Bonc replies: ‘Eet is ze best wine you will drink, for the rest of your life.’

SEE!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@jjhitt. Having installed many. The knob goes on the end of the chrome rail to cover the sharp edges, and for cosmetic reasons.

Where did you thimk it went? 😉

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Thimk or thwm.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

On sale at any Euthanasia store near you.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Oh. In this case it is also the supporting bracket, it puts the rail it is105mm below where you mount it. The rail is usually 2400mm long. I know japanese houses are small. But 240mm?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW At 2400mm one also needs a cetre support bracket.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

centre

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually, sounds like our wardrobe at home. It was a large built in, with 2x 2400 rails and a 240mm one in the corner. I had any of my hanging stuff on the 240mm one, and my wife had the rest.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

This on may be.precut. So the bracket goes through the loop. Strange.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Buy this product and you, too, can be well hung.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Oh, I get it. It’s for hanging clothing bought from this store.
https://www.engrish.com/2016/05/maybe/

Maybe…

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT Would yiou class a Venus Sex Shop, as a Hard Ware Store?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 5:32 am: Well, I suppose one could get wood there, and possibly screws.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

One reason to be wary of Asian hookers.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

Presented to you by Euthinasia.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Gomez said: “Tighter, Morticia, tighter!!!”

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

And then said “Thing, give her a hand!!!”

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

Someone looks like they’re being probed by aliens.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

It’s actually meant to prevent suicide. Once you try to figure out how to kill yourself with that thing, you’ll be so distracted you’ll forget about wanting to do so in the first place.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

One size fits all.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Beware of failing when attempting to hang.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

…for hang yourself …for hang someone. You saying I’m not someone?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

We tried this on Saddam Hussein.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Maybe … for caption?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@J-Luke 0601.
Did you say Youth in Asia?

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

Recommended by David Carradine.

M.U.
M.U.
3 years ago

…I’d just like to know what the heck I’m looking at in the “someone” picture.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
3 years ago

@M.U.: Just google ‘bondage hook’ for images. Even with safe search on you’ll get the idea.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

For Rilax Kuma?

Olog-hai
Olog-hai
2 years ago

And may God have mercy on your sole.

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