Sorry, I’m abstinate.

And a skimpy skirt

Curry is so sexist. That explains why both China and India have an imbalance of sexes.

A nice fish akimbo

I’m currious.

Q: What was 4 inches long and smelt of curry?

A: Grant Kenny’s finger.

Exp: Grabt Kenny champion Iron Man, married Lisa Curry champion Swimmer.. Since divorced.

Putting the “Deep” in “Deep fried fish”.

Grant Kenny

– Would you like us to arrange an expiration date with it, Sir?

That curry, always getting into ladies’ pantries.

Jokes about women and fish, are too indelicate, even for me.

If you eat too much curry, you will have no trouble not losing your train ticket.

You can hold it between the cheeks of your bum.

Must be more than just ”Cute Curry” (which uses 100% Japanese apple and cheerful hamster).

Someone’s been cumin in the curry.

“I’m too sexy for my chow…”

I reckon the Chinese hanle Chilli better than curry.

There used to be a Chinese Restaurant at Manuka, that did a Chilli Chicken to die for.

If you order this curry, be sure to use a condiment.

A Long Tom 0416.. Never knew you Luurrrrved dogs so much.

Oh. Manuka Canberra Aust.

– Darling? Is it just me or this curry really said ”Let’s do it”?

Coney island whitefish?

Also called ”Madame Curry”

There once was a man called Curry,
Who ran for the Loo in a hurry,
‘Twas a slighty off dish,
Of hot curried fish,
That caused his bum to explode in a flurry.

To go? No. How about right here on the floor?

They looked at me funny when I asked for a doggy bag.

Goes well on Frankenfurters.

Hot damn!

♫And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire♪

Served with pr0n crackers.

Well…this is certainly a fishy way to curry favor!

That’s very odd since it’s against the law in India just to kiss in public, even at your own wedding.

Always out to curry favor with the customers.

Hurry, hurry, hurry! Buy my rice and curry….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFEBZd-fHQ

– Boner Appétits!

@Marum-Well, the singer is too sexy for his cat as well.

dancing pole is extra.