Sorry, I’m abstinate.

Sorry, I’m abstinate.

posted on 7 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

deep-fried-fish-with-sexy-curry

This explains the birth rate in India.

Photo courtesy of Jamie Shepherd.
Thai restaurant in Hangzhou, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

And a skimpy skirt

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Curry is so sexist. That explains why both China and India have an imbalance of sexes.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

A nice fish akimbo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I’m currious.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q: What was 4 inches long and smelt of curry?

A: Grant Kenny’s finger.

Exp: Grabt Kenny champion Iron Man, married Lisa Curry champion Swimmer.. Since divorced.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Putting the “Deep” in “Deep fried fish”.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Grant Kenny

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Would you like us to arrange an expiration date with it, Sir?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

That curry, always getting into ladies’ pantries.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Jokes about women and fish, are too indelicate, even for me.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you eat too much curry, you will have no trouble not losing your train ticket.

You can hold it between the cheeks of your bum.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Must be more than just ”Cute Curry” (which uses 100% Japanese apple and cheerful hamster).

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Someone’s been cumin in the curry.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

“I’m too sexy for my chow…”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I reckon the Chinese hanle Chilli better than curry.

There used to be a Chinese Restaurant at Manuka, that did a Chilli Chicken to die for.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you order this curry, be sure to use a condiment.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

A Long Tom 0416.. Never knew you Luurrrrved dogs so much.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Oh. Manuka Canberra Aust.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Darling? Is it just me or this curry really said ”Let’s do it”?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Coney island whitefish?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Also called ”Madame Curry”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

There once was a man called Curry,
Who ran for the Loo in a hurry,
‘Twas a slighty off dish,
Of hot curried fish,
That caused his bum to explode in a flurry.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

To go? No. How about right here on the floor?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

They looked at me funny when I asked for a doggy bag.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Goes well on Frankenfurters.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
5 years ago

Hot damn!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

♫And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire♪

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Served with pr0n crackers.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Well…this is certainly a fishy way to curry favor!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

That’s very odd since it’s against the law in India just to kiss in public, even at your own wedding.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Always out to curry favor with the customers.

Johnny Cache
5 years ago

Hurry, hurry, hurry! Buy my rice and curry….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFEBZd-fHQ

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Boner Appétits!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

@Marum-Well, the singer is too sexy for his cat as well.

RT
RT
5 years ago

dancing pole is extra.

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