We forgot to protect our brains!

We forgot to protect our brains!

posted on 22 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Video Engrish

world-classic-terrorist

I prefer FedEx movies.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Beware of zombies bearing parcels

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

”ups” or ”oops”?

Marum
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Marum

Jeez! Yu wouuld not want to accidentally bite your tongue, with those choppers.

algernon
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algernon

I think they could be North Korean

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It’s a WC (World Classic).

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Rip off of ”Teh Walking Terrorists”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Call in the Exercisists to defeat the Zumbies.

Marum
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Marum

I hear that his GF. would never let him perfprm oral sex.

Marum
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Marum

perform

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

This is a conspiracy by Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba, to defame UPS and Amazon so Aliexpress can take over the world.

Marum
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Marum

Colgate toothpaste, gives you 20% less cavities.

(I always wondered – 20% less than what?)

Marum
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Marum

Assuming that 100% cavities = zero teeth
Then 20% of 32 (or whatever = 6 teeth
Therfore using Colgate, leaves one with 6 teeth.

Marum
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Marum

I then wonder, what configuration of the six teeth, would be the most adventageous?

Marum
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Marum

I like English Horror Movies shown in asian countries. The english apeakers rabbit on silently for ages.
Then the subtitle says: “Hai” or something like that.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Terrorist? What kind of movie ISIS, anyway?

Marum
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Marum

I hope you realize, that the normal human mandible, does not have the range of articulation, to effectively use teeth that long. Therefore they would be ineffective for mauling and tearing.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:28 am: A high class toothpaste would give one fewer cavities. 😉

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

UPS= U Puke Soon.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The zombie movie genre is getting a bit long in the tooth.

Pete
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Pete

Could be worse.
Could be the US “Going Postal” Service.

Conventi
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Conventi

World Classic Terrorist – is that vintage Bin Laden ?

Conventi
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Conventi

Stream now on UPS Prime, or FedFlix.

Marum
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Marum

@Conventi 0704. Interpol thought they had interceted a truckload of supplies for El Qaeda. The vehicle was despatched from Germany, and was intercepted on the Italian border.

On the manifest it had: “Laden mit Bier”

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0450. Sshhh. Don’t tell them the flaw in my logic.

Marum
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Marum

I think i have figured the best combination for six teeth.

1. Two in the front – one top, and one bottom. For nibbling celery sticks, carrots, biting clits etc.

2. Four at the back, two top, and two bottom, for chewing up herbage. (Like Lophodontae have)

Geo
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Geo

Plot twist: UPS-171 is actually the article designation number of a nuclear missile.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Edward Scissorteeth

UCity
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UCity

UPS? You mean someone in the movie went postal?

Eggrish
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Eggrish

As if youtube beheading videos weren’t gory enough!

McBee
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McBee

Still not sure if BluRay or DVD…? (Maybe both, so that’s why it’s 2 discs?)

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Is it surely a UPS and not an SCP?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“How many times do I have to tell you! NO PO BOXES!”

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