We forgot to protect our brains!

We forgot to protect our brains!

posted on 22 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Video Engrish

world-classic-terrorist

I prefer FedEx movies.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Beware of zombies bearing parcels

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

”ups” or ”oops”?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Jeez! Yu wouuld not want to accidentally bite your tongue, with those choppers.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I think they could be North Korean

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It’s a WC (World Classic).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Rip off of ”Teh Walking Terrorists”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Call in the Exercisists to defeat the Zumbies.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I hear that his GF. would never let him perfprm oral sex.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

perform

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

This is a conspiracy by Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba, to defame UPS and Amazon so Aliexpress can take over the world.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Colgate toothpaste, gives you 20% less cavities.

(I always wondered – 20% less than what?)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Assuming that 100% cavities = zero teeth
Then 20% of 32 (or whatever = 6 teeth
Therfore using Colgate, leaves one with 6 teeth.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I then wonder, what configuration of the six teeth, would be the most adventageous?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I like English Horror Movies shown in asian countries. The english apeakers rabbit on silently for ages.
Then the subtitle says: “Hai” or something like that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Terrorist? What kind of movie ISIS, anyway?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I hope you realize, that the normal human mandible, does not have the range of articulation, to effectively use teeth that long. Therefore they would be ineffective for mauling and tearing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:28 am: A high class toothpaste would give one fewer cavities. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

UPS= U Puke Soon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The zombie movie genre is getting a bit long in the tooth.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Could be worse.
Could be the US “Going Postal” Service.

Conventi
Conventi
3 years ago

World Classic Terrorist – is that vintage Bin Laden ?

Conventi
Conventi
3 years ago

Stream now on UPS Prime, or FedFlix.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Conventi 0704. Interpol thought they had interceted a truckload of supplies for El Qaeda. The vehicle was despatched from Germany, and was intercepted on the Italian border.

On the manifest it had: “Laden mit Bier”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0450. Sshhh. Don’t tell them the flaw in my logic.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I think i have figured the best combination for six teeth.

1. Two in the front – one top, and one bottom. For nibbling celery sticks, carrots, biting clits etc.

2. Four at the back, two top, and two bottom, for chewing up herbage. (Like Lophodontae have)

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Plot twist: UPS-171 is actually the article designation number of a nuclear missile.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Edward Scissorteeth

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

UPS? You mean someone in the movie went postal?

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

As if youtube beheading videos weren’t gory enough!

McBee
McBee
3 years ago

Still not sure if BluRay or DVD…? (Maybe both, so that’s why it’s 2 discs?)

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
3 years ago

Is it surely a UPS and not an SCP?

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

“How many times do I have to tell you! NO PO BOXES!”

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