We pratie good ethiics…

We pratie good ethiics…

posted on 6 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

pratie-makes-perfect

Photo courtesy of Lydia MacKenzie.
T-shirt found in Tianjin, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I love a potato

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Speak softly and carry a large pratie.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

A die-cast shirt would be worse than starched underwear!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The die cast is not for me.

I’m an untouchable.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

The things on t-shirts these days

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

As I said, who you are write confusely I can’t understand what you’re translating.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Die, Cast!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

“Tis better to be quiet, and have people think you are a fool.

Than to open your mouth, and dispel all doubt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Pratie makes perfect boxty.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Where’s Waldo? Obviously in a noisy place…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Emerson? I could rather imagine John Cleese saying this in a Python sketch.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I can’t hear what you’re saying, your shirt is so loud!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

As Confucius said: “500 internal translation server error, please try again in a moment”.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “Your fly is open.”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

On their wedding night, Jackie (nee Kennedy) though Ari O. had smuggled a bamboo and two potatoes into his bed….Then she discovered he hadn’t. 😉

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Emma’s son once said, “Pratie your Engrish Perfect and you will be greatly rewarded with a T-shirt!”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

thought

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Excuse me? This shirt has an arrival hole!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Ethiics important than ever?
In Mainland China????
-oxy the Moron

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Speak loudly.
It helps me eliminate you.
-mao zeDong

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Not one of his better poems.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

The early bard gets the warm.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

As Hamlet said, “To be not be that is question”.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Chilenginare times when ethics important than ever be.

If you do put a million monkeys and a million typewriters together, you get the occassional gem..

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Not to “be”.

Is, or, is not.

There is no be.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Run on we much.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Marum 806:

“There is no try”
-Yoda

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

The die cast?
More like it got stuck in print mode!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Schrödinger’s cast?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

I’m guessing Emerson said this after a night of drinking and just before passing out.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

I’m pretty sure that was a quote from Edison, that pratie animal! Can you heard me now?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Filboid 1454.. Wasn’t Edison the bloke, what invented the “Potato Powered Lightbulb, using Tesla’s Jockstrap?

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

The praties grow small.

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

These foos be too much fo me

-Abraham Lincoln

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Chilenginare times when ethics important than ever be,
And politicians lies we will nevermore see,
When mutinatonal companies peform their social responsibility,
While the Lemac sits in the Rhubarb Tree,
And whistles like a flea.

(A Lemac is a backward Camel)

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