Whatever you’re thinking — non’t!

Whatever you’re thinking — non’t!

posted on 11 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

please-nont-carve

Non’t even think about it.

Photo courtesy of H.C. Jones Photography.
Found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Do, I’m dot a Carver.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Approved by Carving Klein

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

But “non’t” is a contraction for “no not”, which means that it’s mandatory to carve in here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Just No It.

– Dike

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Aww! I was thinking of doing aa “slice and dice job” on the missus.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Excuse me Chang. Do you mind if I cut in?

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Why what did the cow do.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

There’s not enough Non’ting in the world

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

No. Or no dot. There is no carve.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Must be the archetypal nonce word.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

You will null your knife on that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Forgive them, for they no not what they do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Carve, and U may end up with nonuts.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Then how do ya plan to serve me that da*m Peking Duck I just ordered???!!!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

*carves into fence* Okay, I non’t.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Please or visit our website: carving(not)com

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I still believe, that the “Exploding Chicken”, is the brest meal you can wear.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Alright, alright, I mon’t!

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Please don’t mutilate our turkeys.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– But I carve to please, Officer!
– You would carve slippery chickens were north, right, Madam?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Can I scratch my noes?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 12:17 pm: It’s better than scratching your ayes!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Someone made a non’trivial error.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Online translation: Sum Ting Wong
Offline carving: Don Car Wing

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:36 pm: You mean scratching aye balls! 😉

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Slow nown! Nangerous carves ahean!

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Okay I wiln’t.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

But I can break it! ?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

May I crave my lady instead?

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Ok, so can I nraw graffiti ?

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