Winter, Spring, Summer… Fail.

Winter, Spring, Summer… Fail.

posted on 28 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-of-failing

It’s a pass/fail attraction.

Photo courtesy of Ben.
Found in Hong Kong.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Fall down backwards catchwater or fail

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Failing its in the falling

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

”Water” or ”Father”?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Be careful, Catchwater!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Steep enough to be a failing grade.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you pass the catchwater test, you can then learn how to juggle steam.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

This is the entrance exam for water inspector!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I didn’t fail I was pished.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Failing or falling, you’re going down!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Water Supplies Department supplies water.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I blame global warning.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Oh, I dunno… failing to hit the concrete at the bottom would actually be an advantage.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

This water tastes like failure.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Beware of failing IF you don’t record it and put it on YouTube.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

After failing, please drown responsibly.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Catch water because it keeps running.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

…or you will end up on FAIL Blog.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫Water friend we have in Jesus♪

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q. Which is faster, hot or cold?

A. Hot of course. For no one yet, has, “caught a hot”.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Beware of Flailing?

Flailing limbs may catch on concrete spillway, and spontaneously fracture.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you want some fun, go over the spillway when the Dam is releasing water. The recurved bit at the bottom, will hurl you many feet in the air, into the stream below. A few precautions: 1. Go to the toilet first. (Thoroughly) 2. Wear a life jacket, and a Crash Hat. (With holes in it. You don’t want to sink by the bows like the Titanic) 3. Have some friends with good water skills stationed downstream, in a rubber-ducky, close to your re-entry point. The “jump up” at the bottom will have you pulling 5 – 8 Gs. Therefore,… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I almost forgot:

5. Wear full length protective clothing, and boots, and protective gloves.
(accidental contact with the cement, may otherwise abrade you somehwat)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Motorcycle leathers come to mind, and make your Crash Hat a Full Face one.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Epic Wile E. Coyote fail!!!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Oh. Have some commonnsense. I am talking about a small weir here, not a dam with a spillway over 50 feet high.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Surfing ability is recommended. The skill to handling dumping waves of 8 – 10 feet is mandatory.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Have you been drinking, water?

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

As in “firewater”?

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

When I read the sign carefully, the thought of James Bond villains came to mind.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

It’s not even autumn and already the nuts are starting to fall. Or fail.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Falling into catchwater? I think we may be taking trust exercises a bit far.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If at first you don’t suck seed…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Find Waldo, Catch Walter, and don‘t fail!

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Iguazu, Victoria, Niagara . . . the top three largest fails in the world.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A cop who was posted to Niagra Falls,
Kicked a young Gypsy lad named Gryzalls,
This action most rash,
Caused a loud crash,
For most gypsies have crystal balls.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Thankfully we have autumns here, no fail.

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