Your hole is ready, Saddam.

Tey tell me most of Egypt fits that description

Hole Sweet Hole

How about if ,you arrive via the back-door.

After dining you’ll need to use the exit hole.

A navy mate of mine was in Egypt about 50 years ago. In the red-light area, he noticed this bloke ringing a bell, and calling out: “Come and see the Donkey Show.”
So being young naive, he tagged along and went in, thinking it must be some “animal act”.

IT MOST CERTAINLY WAS. :blush:

Chinese tourists will pour in from there.

– You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the arrival hole goes, Sir.
– But there is no spoon!

What would you expect to find at Ass-wan Egypt? Of course, arrival and departure holes.

Please check in at the tourist orifice.

Is the departure hole nearby

So what’s in the arrivals hole

Nice of you to drop in.

Next we’re taking the Sphinx tour.

This is not Egypt, it is Sparta!

Must be one of those holefood restaurants.

I wonder, do they have an Internet hole?

@Yu No Hoo 0422. Did you mean the Sphincter Tour?

@Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am: Is that a reference to “The Sexual Life of the Camel”?

I was actually looking for the exit pole.

You will be billed on a pro rata basis, according to how much of the hole you use.

If you exceed its capacity, you will be fine.

You are well come.

CAUTION: Slippery when wet

Our tours guarantee you; The hole authentic experience.

@jjhitt 0520. Sorry sir, We only have 2 Poms, a Czech, and an Ouled Nail.

Guessing it’s cleaner than the departure hole.

Seems Arablish is holey ridiculous.

@Marum | 4:03 am: You need to watch out for crack dealers there.

For you, it’s only an exit.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hole again

@Pete: My favourite is “Diesel Fuel in Arabic”

EffEff 904:

وقود (WaQud)
ديزل؟ (Diesel)

Say What??

I must have missed something.
Apparently I need translation from the EffEff-lish….

I just thought of something.

Perhaps the sign is for both Egyptian and foreign tourist MICE…..

Not the same meaning as “hole-in-the-wall” presumably.

@Marum-Egypt actually tries their damnedest to make American tourists as welcome as possible. Because we tend to spend the most. Mubarak? Morsi? Military government? No matter.

<– To Non-Hole of Water

Is that how I get to the Hole-y land?

@Pete:

I was referring to this old gem:

https://engrish.com/2012/11/thats-what-they-told-me-to-write/

The “Diesel Fuel” example wasn’t true Arablish, as it was the result of a misunderstanding not mistranslation. But it got quite a few laughs out fo me.

@Pete-That sign must have been written for Geronimo Stilton.

Long Tom:

Indeed.

EffEff:

I still don’t get it. Oh well. Whatevs.

You’ll love the pie-hole-watering dishes!

Pete
Long Tpm
EffEff

GOD!! If one used distillate on the Entry Hole, the results would not bear thinking about.

If you turn your screen 90 degrees, so you can see down the side – you will see it’s a gate.