Your hole is ready, Saddam.

Your hole is ready, Saddam.

posted on 5 Apr 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

to-arrival-hole

Holesome destination…

Photo courtesy of Thomas Morgan.
Found at restaurant in Aswan, Egypt.

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Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Tey tell me most of Egypt fits that description

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Hole Sweet Hole

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

How about if ,you arrive via the back-door.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

After dining you’ll need to use the exit hole.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

A navy mate of mine was in Egypt about 50 years ago. In the red-light area, he noticed this bloke ringing a bell, and calling out: “Come and see the Donkey Show.”
So being young naive, he tagged along and went in, thinking it must be some “animal act”.

IT MOST CERTAINLY WAS. :blush:

SF
SF
5 years ago

Chinese tourists will pour in from there.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the arrival hole goes, Sir.
– But there is no spoon!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

What would you expect to find at Ass-wan Egypt? Of course, arrival and departure holes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Please check in at the tourist orifice.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Is the departure hole nearby

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So what’s in the arrivals hole

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Nice of you to drop in.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Next we’re taking the Sphinx tour.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

This is not Egypt, it is Sparta!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Must be one of those holefood restaurants.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

I wonder, do they have an Internet hole?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0422. Did you mean the Sphincter Tour?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am: Is that a reference to “The Sexual Life of the Camel”?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I was actually looking for the exit pole.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

You will be billed on a pro rata basis, according to how much of the hole you use.

If you exceed its capacity, you will be fine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You are well come.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: Slippery when wet

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Our tours guarantee you; The hole authentic experience.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@jjhitt 0520. Sorry sir, We only have 2 Poms, a Czech, and an Ouled Nail.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Guessing it’s cleaner than the departure hole.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Seems Arablish is holey ridiculous.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 4:03 am: You need to watch out for crack dealers there.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

For you, it’s only an exit.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hole again

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

@Pete: My favourite is “Diesel Fuel in Arabic”

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

EffEff 904:

وقود (WaQud)
ديزل؟ (Diesel)

Say What??

I must have missed something.
Apparently I need translation from the EffEff-lish….

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

I just thought of something.

Perhaps the sign is for both Egyptian and foreign tourist MICE…..

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Not the same meaning as “hole-in-the-wall” presumably.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

@Marum-Egypt actually tries their damnedest to make American tourists as welcome as possible. Because we tend to spend the most. Mubarak? Morsi? Military government? No matter.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

<– To Non-Hole of Water

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Is that how I get to the Hole-y land?

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago
EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

The “Diesel Fuel” example wasn’t true Arablish, as it was the result of a misunderstanding not mistranslation. But it got quite a few laughs out fo me.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

@Pete-That sign must have been written for Geronimo Stilton.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Long Tom:

Indeed.

EffEff:

I still don’t get it. Oh well. Whatevs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You’ll love the pie-hole-watering dishes!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Pete
Long Tpm
EffEff

GOD!! If one used distillate on the Entry Hole, the results would not bear thinking about.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you turn your screen 90 degrees, so you can see down the side – you will see it’s a gate.

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