A reel allention getter…

A reel allention getter…

posted on 31 May 2017 in Clothing

hello-honey-club

Oven a smile and HELLO can’t fix this.

Photo courtesy of Devin Lynn Hopkins.

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coffeebot
5 years ago

Hello Mouseketear!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Its the Monkey mouse show with Annette Fulla chello

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

It’s Hansel and Gretel. They’re going to put Mickey in the oven.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Singnellecant you deserve Allen

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

But I don’t know any of those people.

Why do they deserve my alienation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They deserve you, allantoin. Their skin is in terrible condition.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

A carear is what you have when your career is behind you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Someone is really taking the Mickey!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

What is this I don’t oven

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I don’t think I would signal c-nt either.

My first instinct would be to keep it all for myself.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Hello, Honey.
Did you oven know they slipped you a mickey?
Or were you not paying allantion?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

My car doesn’t have ears.

They call ’em doors.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

This t-shirt deserves alienation.

SF
SF
5 years ago

Car-rear? 1956? Looks like a drive-in. If all you do is smile and say hello, these were innocent times indeed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Oh, I see. The thing with 1956 on it is a set of ears to put on your car.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

What made those people so ill they can’t sign?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

So! They sold 1,956 of those Mickey Mouse skull-caps.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

While I was checking the spelling of allantoin, I found this article: Could hidden-face-cream-Ingredient-extend-life?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@SF 0431.
Don’t knock Drive-in Theatres mate. From the late 50s to the early 70s, they were responsible for increasing the population of Aust.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Plus bench seats and large steering wheels, often rendered a “strategic withdrawl” impossible.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“Hello Honey” makes me think of either a Ta Ta Bar or the ‘Here’s Johnny’ scene in The Shining. Two words in and I’m already overloaded.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?
Signillicant allanation, oven and honey!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

@Long Tom: Allan is the leader. That’s why everything will be signillcantly Allantioned.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

I know a gal who is blessed with an amazing ca-rear!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This girl is getting dressed to go to a ball. Suddenly a mouse runs across the floor, up her ballgown, and appears between her breasts.

She looks down and asks. “Are you a Titmouse?”

The mouse replies: ‘Gasp! No! I’m a Mickey Mouse with rooted brakes!’

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

I don’t knaw, I’ve said hello to same peuple, only to have it come beck, and get me right in the carear!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Car-ears? I believe the term you’re looking for is “butterfly doors”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Pete 7:07am : Are you talking about Kim Kadashian?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Say HELLO, think TRANSLATE

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

So Mickey Mouse’s upper part of the head is called ”carear”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I tried to smile and the oven exploded

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Signill dan’t deserve allantion, oven if microwave.

Johnny Cache
5 years ago

OMG whut? I don’t oven…..

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Reading this shirt is giving me Dizz-ney spells.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Better to be a signilliCAN than a signilliCANT.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Indeed, I’ve met many worthy fringes, call leagues, and ack quaint winces in my time.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

BFC 8:52:

Nope. Not her. Her ca-rear is much TOO big for me.
Not into that. Faced with the choice of a gal with a huge career vs. a more modest career, the modesty tends to draw my more than big, loud, and in yer face.

Garst
5 years ago

Is that why the old witch wanted to put Hansel and Gretel in the oven? All they did was smile and say hello?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Yes. She was in to grope sex.

RT
RT
5 years ago

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Wm Jas
Wm Jas
5 years ago

Marum 7:27 a.m. – I feel stupid having to ask, but what are “rooted brakes”? Google couldn’t tell me.

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