But now it will later!

But now it will later!

posted on 17 May 2017 in Toiletries, Transportation

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Can you bought this me tomorrow?

Photo courtesy of NH.
Car freshener found in Japan.

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algernon
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algernon

The smell of love

Marum
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Marum

You can’t fsrt in the Kimgswood.

I’ve fust polished the door handles.

algernon
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algernon

Comes in backseat

Marum
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Marum

fart

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:02 am: Fsrt is a wet one. 😛

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It may not be before but it makes you smell better behind.

Marum
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Marum

In the old days of Drive In Theatres; When you saw the brake lights come on, you knew he was tryinng for the last inch.

Marum
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Marum

It was also a sign of an impending wedding.

DrLex
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DrLex

Duh, if it would have been before, it would not be new!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This makes no scents at all.

Marum
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Marum

WARNING

May cause unsolicited offers.

It makes your car smell like a Tea House.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Put it in the back of your pants to get a ring of confidence.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Maruco is owned by the famous Japanese cat Maru and the products smell like him.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

The TV program “Saturday Night Live” once had a joke advertisement for a “new car smell” spray.

Marum
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Marum

The before has gone. The after is not yet come.

There is only the now glasshopper.

Marum
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Marum

If you remenmber what the old blind monk said ,about ambition.

Marum
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Marum

This bloke and his lady were trying for the fifth one on the back seat, when another car ran up the back of theirs. They both got out, and thanked the driver.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Why does ‘Sexy Rich’ turn into ‘Tacky Cheap’ so quickly.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

That new car smell really takes me back.

UCity
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UCity

Nouveau riche: People who have acquired wealth that is not before.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Schrödinger’s car

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Not is before, but after shave.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Not was the new yeah

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