But now it will later!

But now it will later!

posted on 17 May 2017 in Toiletries, Transportation

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Can you bought this me tomorrow?

Photo courtesy of NH.
Car freshener found in Japan.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

The smell of love

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

You can’t fsrt in the Kimgswood.

I’ve fust polished the door handles.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Comes in backseat

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

fart

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:02 am: Fsrt is a wet one. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It may not be before but it makes you smell better behind.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

In the old days of Drive In Theatres; When you saw the brake lights come on, you knew he was tryinng for the last inch.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It was also a sign of an impending wedding.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Duh, if it would have been before, it would not be new!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

This makes no scents at all.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

WARNING

May cause unsolicited offers.

It makes your car smell like a Tea House.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Put it in the back of your pants to get a ring of confidence.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Maruco is owned by the famous Japanese cat Maru and the products smell like him.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

The TV program “Saturday Night Live” once had a joke advertisement for a “new car smell” spray.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The before has gone. The after is not yet come.

There is only the now glasshopper.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If you remenmber what the old blind monk said ,about ambition.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

This bloke and his lady were trying for the fifth one on the back seat, when another car ran up the back of theirs. They both got out, and thanked the driver.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Why does ‘Sexy Rich’ turn into ‘Tacky Cheap’ so quickly.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

That new car smell really takes me back.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Nouveau riche: People who have acquired wealth that is not before.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Schrödinger’s car

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Not is before, but after shave.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Not was the new yeah

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