Happy Mothar’s Day

Happy Mothar’s Day

posted on 14 May 2017 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Andrew Woolner.
Flower store found in Tokyo.

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Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Sent by Farther!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mothar is a b*tch

algernon
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algernon

She’s the bamb

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Flowar Powar

Marum
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Marum

Well. Hibiscus are edible

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They’re confusing Mothers’ Day with Pirates’ Day.

algernon
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algernon

Mothar pig farthar pig

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

It’s Godzilla vs Mothra time!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If the cat face is a likeness of the offspring I guess we can excuse the spelling.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Our Fathar, Who art in heavan. Halloween be Thy Name …

Marum
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Marum

Tis young Japanese bloke, Lurved his mothaaarrr!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Your mothar was a hamstar and your fathar smalt of aldarbarrias!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Arr, I got ye a new eye patch motharrr.

Marum
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Marum

If you go to a traditional Sashimi dinner, aven after a load of Saki, it is considered bad form to start nibbling the platter it is served on.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I tried living with flowers but I had to leave on account of stalkers.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The mothar was once a caterpillar.

Marum
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Marum

She must be a good Catholic.

She keeps yelling for Father Up.

Marum
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Marum

“Daddy. Do people go to Heaven feet first?”

‘No son. Why?”

“Well, today mummy was lying on the floor, with both legs in the air screaming, “GOD!!! I’m COMING!!!!” and she was lifting 2 feet up in the air. I reckon if the milkman hadn’t been in there holding her down, she’d have gone.”

Marum
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Marum

Here’s to stealing drinking and cheating.

If you must steal: Steal a heart.

If you must drink: Drink with me.

If you must cheat: Cheat Death.

A toast to you all. ♥

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Is this Angrish Life Style?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Frenk Zeppe End Tha Mothars.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Next time I’ll try the Yo Mama Flower Market.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t forget the unmerried mothars.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Even Mothra had a mothar.

Lora
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Lora

They used to sell clothes, but the mothars kept eating them.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Tell your Mothar that you larva.

zankhana
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zankhana

Start your mothars!

Peter
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Peter

Did they mean “mortar” . . . or “brothel” ?

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