I was there once when I was little.

I was there once when I was little.

posted on 15 May 2017 in Buildings, Signs

womb

…and it’s a baby shoe!

Photo courtesy of Unagi Mimi.
Found in Kyoto, Japan.

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Ask not for whom the Womb tolls.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

With those large glass doors, it is obviously a Womb with a view.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Just like a little hidden pocket

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

What a strange name for shoes

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It is a place for feet all problems.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Right next door to womA.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s a japanese joke – jest Asian.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It is a very noisy place. There is endless banging going on.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Where do you keep the eggs?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0405.
Wasn’t that the Mexican fireman?

He named his two sons – Hose A and Hose B.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

When the fleet is in port they get a lot of seamen.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Helpful staff at your cervix.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

“Honey, I just felt the baby kick. I swear it’s wearing shoes!”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q. What is the difference between a Pianist and a Penis?

A. A Pianist tickles the ivories.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

You can get there by train. Just take the tube.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

We have the most accomodating cervix, in the whole of Japan.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

We only accept cash, no credit cred.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

No, there is no rear entrance.

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

To Womb It May Concern:
We are having a sale!

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

You can only shop there for 9 months before they kick you out.

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

Better put down a tarp. It’s time for the monthly clearance.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

“I still remember how it began,
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night,
Without a mother or a father,
Just a test tube and a womb with a view”

-I Think I’m a Clone Now by Weird Al Yankovic

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
3 years ago

Do they accept returns?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
3 years ago

9:00 is closing time but they always have to drag out kicking and screaming.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Nothing new, I’ve seen the womb before

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Womb, a product of Mothar

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
3 years ago

Ready to accept your purchase.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
3 years ago

Just be ready for long delivery times.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The place will be changing soon. We’re getting the painters in.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

They had to put some of the shoes outside the front door because too many people entered thinking it was a maternity shop.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The real problem, is that these stiffs keep popping in and out ,and keep spitting all over the place.

zankhana
zankhana
3 years ago

What a crazy name – bring that “hysteric to me”!!!!!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
3 years ago

That’s quite a kick, it’s like the baby has boots on.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Used to live there before I was born.

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