I’m not looking forward to this.

I’m not looking forward to this.

posted on 21 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

various-types-of-dread

Photo courtesy of James Bourne.
Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You can always find some dread in a pot.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Waiter, there’s a hair in my dreads.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Would you like some reggae with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Why don’t you eat your dreads, sweetie?
– I can’t get them off my head, Mommy!

algernon
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algernon

Horror costs more

algernon
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algernon

Lots of puit too

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

None for me, thanks. I’m having creeps for dessert.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Freshly daked, with dutter.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Give us this bay our baily dread…

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Let’s see what we have here:
spinach, Brussels sprouts, chicory, endive…

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Sequel to the Night of the Living Dead – Morning of the Freshly Dread.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’d rather have a bowl of conflicts with milk.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Don’t worry, Madam. After six mouths of this, you’ll be fine!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s the yeast of our worries!

Marum
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Marum

IT’ S PREDATURD!!

DrLex
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DrLex

Pick your poison.

Marum
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Marum

@J_Luke 0433. If you end Chard it’ll Beet the Endive you.

Marum
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Marum

I believe when Bob Marley died, they found half a dozen varieties of nits, previously unknown to science.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Please put your dread on a plait.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. Don’t have sex with any of the local men or women. AIDS is rife.

Take your own route. 😆

markm
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markm

1. Dread the bill.

2. Dread what this meal will do to your digestive tract.

Marum
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Marum

You have to leave when they play Taps.

UCity
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UCity

Hmmm, I detect in this dish some phobia, mixed with alarm, some apprehension, a sense of impending doom, with perhaps a touch of consternation.

Pete
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Pete

That’s funny…I had several types of dread when I was in mainland China, too!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Comrades! Let us toast to the success of our evil scheme!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Awww!!

Marum
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Marum

It is just not my “Dread and Batter”.

Marum
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Marum

Try that again It is just not my “Dread and Dutter”.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Pot luck!

Peter
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Peter

No surprise from such a dreadful nation.

JD
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JD

The taste is existential.

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