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posted on 19 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

burn-juice-fresh-bacteria-pot

Because old bacteria is just unsanitary…

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Burns both ways

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Must be Camel meat.

Because a Bacterium is a camrl with two humps.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Fresh from the can

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Can’t be all bad if it contains pot.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I would never eat it, until I knew woks in it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Part of a microbe biotic diet.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

It detonates, about an hour after you’ve eaten it.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

“Irony rations”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I caught some fresh bacteria and now it burns when I juice.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

♫And it burns burns burns,

The ring of fire♪

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Juice live in Israel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 4:19 am: The chef here must be a food nazi, then.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Freshly rotten!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Specimen found in a lab for cultured bacteria.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That which does not bacillus, makes us stronger.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Waiter! There’s a bug in my juice!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

A little mold on pot is o.k., but I draw the line at bacteria.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

How bad a chef do you have to be to burn the juice?

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

What the Chinese business elites eat during staph meetings.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Go away, bacteria

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

This restaurant isn’t too popular for some reason. It’s as if it can’t be seen with the naked eye.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– And have a contagious evening, Madam.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

I believe “burn juice” is just a euphemism for tabasco sauce.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Man, what were those bacteria smoking?

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Was it a Chipotle restaurant by any chance?

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

I already have ONE mouth ulcer…

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

One of the main criteria for a good cafeteria . . . they must serve bacteria.

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