Make rodents great again

Make rodents great again

posted on 23 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

ratriotism

A mouse divided against itself cannot stand!

Photo courtesy of William Veerbeek.
Found at Beihai Park in Beijing, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The movement started by Chairman Maose.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Someone needs to mind their Ps and Qs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

… of their Ps and Rs.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Pest control has failed. Now we need riot control.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Room for the mice

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

The rats run amok

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Let’s start a revolution by bringing in Catriotism!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Rat Race 2.0

coffeebot
5 years ago

Get a cat or the terrierists win!

coffeebot
5 years ago

I’m not a strict petriot…

coffeebot
5 years ago

Give me kibblety or give me death!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Ratriotism is the last refuge of the spaniel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Ratriotism works best if everyone follows the teachings of Cheeses.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Ratriotism is OK in theory, but it does have its traps.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Beware rats, the pigeons are planning a coup!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

That Explained why China hates Catholicism.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Not sure how I feel about flying a chewed up flag.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Beijing rat is in!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Pest In Peace

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Ratriots are caused by The Knights Who Say ”Squeak!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

They want war with Pussia!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Their leader is Basil the Rat, also known as John Cheese

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

They need to ratify their constitution.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

No, no, no, no, NO.
“Ratriotism” is a bar in Beijing that particularly caters to certain customers:
Those born in the Year of the Rat!!!!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Ever been in Beijing afternoon rush hour traffic?
Now THAT’S a rat race if I ever saw one!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

A bow to the late Syd Barrett, formerly of Pink Floyd:

“I know a mouse, and he hasn’t got a house.
I don’t know why. I call him Gerald.
He’s getting rather old, but he’s a good mouse.
You’re the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I’ll give you anything, ev’rything if you want things.”

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@BFC 5:47:

Cat-holicism?

Does that possibly have any connection with Alcoholism?

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

HEY…Who took my Cheese???

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Maybe we should call this guy in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X78i13q-atk

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I thought the Great Wall of China was built to keep the Rabbits out. Not other rodents.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Didn’t you know China invented the Rodentary Engine.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

When you order noodle soup there, make darned sure you carefully check your choice of protein in the Rat-ka Mein.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Maybe the Screenprinter who made this ensign, had too much Beijing Sperit before he attempted the job.

Hehehe, coul’da been the first one after Fliday runch.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Pete above.

Go easy on the ratatouille.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Aw, who gives a human’s behind, anyway?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

When rats run nation economy in hole. So sayeth the Great Ho Tung.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

EDIT: Beijing Spirit

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

@Marum 2:34 No, the Great Wall keeps out the Canadian beavers invading from across the North Pole.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Eff above. It was a Telstra ad on TV In Oz. A Chinese delegation out here, were laughing their heads off so much, they took copies home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yckqyg75oE

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Marum 505:

Roger that.

I mean…Roger Rat…or something like that.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Lora 510:

Good one!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Are you a ratriot, or are you a tRATor?!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Lora | 5:10 pm & Pete | 6:34 pm: Definitely worth waiting for! 😀

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

CATastrophe follows this nation.

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