Make teeth great again!

Make teeth great again!

posted on 30 May 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Whitemen_toothpaste

Tooth supremacist!

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Toothpaste from Taiwan.

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Marum
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Marum

OH NO! NOT THE TEETH AGAIN!!!

Marum
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Marum

Whitemen? Hujambo Bwana?

Marum
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Marum

I am the Guardian of the Tooth, at the Bight of Molar.

algernon
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algernon

They’re everywhere

algernon
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algernon

How did they get them into a tube

Marum
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Marum
Marum
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Marum

@Algernon. 0411. The bees or the whitemen. I fee they are mutually exclusive.

In computer terms 1 or 1 = 1

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:12 am: Propolis tincture is a good thing for the first aid cabinet. Great on wounds, especially torn skin.

Marum
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Marum

fee = feel

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Gets teeth really K-K-K-klean!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

My teeth don’t have hives!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

As Sheriff Bart said, “Hey, where the white women at?”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Guardian of tooth, justice and the American way.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0432. It’s Superfang.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Reminds me of the storm over Darkie toothpaste in the 80s which later changed to Darlie. White men should protest and demand the name be changed to Whitie.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

When your teeth go black, they’ll never come back.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This propolis comes from honky bees.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I feel this sudden urge to go colonize somebody.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Whitemen is a cousin of He Man, the master of the universe.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Well, nobody would buy a toothpaste named “YELLOWMEN”.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Whitemen toothpaste; you know it works.”

SF
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SF

They also have a product called BLACKMEN, but it is applied much lower than the teeth.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

One does not simply brush into molars.

DrLex
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DrLex

@SF: you mean on the stinger? That would explain the bees.

Pete
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Pete

The milder formulation for children is named “Whiteboys”.

Errr….Whitebees.

Pete
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Pete

When I first lived in Japan in the late 1980’s, I remember seeing in a small mom & pop convenience strore across the street from my apartment, a toothpaste (or was it a chewing gum? I can’t remember) named “Kuronbo” in Japanese. Which is a vulgar way in Japanese to refer to a black skinned person. Think of it as the Japanese equivalent of the “N-word” without the same cultural undertones as exist in the U.S. There was even a small graphic of a black guy in late 1880’s type sharecroppers’ clothing on the package. How did they translate it… Read more »

Chris
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Chris

Ipana!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I see white people!
– Shut your mouth, sweetie.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Something like Oral-ly Men from Fawlty Towers

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The Men Who Say ‘Cheese!’

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

As seen in ”Men in White”

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@SF-You’re basing it on the assumption that women necessarily like huge penises. Not necessarily.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Pete 7:09am : Arsenio Hall did talk about how racist it was regarding “Darlie” retaining the Chinese name ” Black Men toothpaste” on the package on his show.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

So, only white teeth considered clean and healthy. That bee racist.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’m teethless …

Lora
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Lora

If your teeth are black, that’s generally not a good thing no matter what color the rest of your body is.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@SF | 6:13 am: Oh; I guess it’s shoe polish. 😛

DrLex
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DrLex

Welcome to Cody’s Lab. Today, we’re going to build a beehive in our own mouths. All we need is this dubiously named tube of toothpaste!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Bees and WASPs. Makes sense.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Take a bite out of diversity!

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