Make teeth great again!

Make teeth great again!

posted on 30 May 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Whitemen_toothpaste

Tooth supremacist!

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Toothpaste from Taiwan.

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

OH NO! NOT THE TEETH AGAIN!!!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Whitemen? Hujambo Bwana?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I am the Guardian of the Tooth, at the Bight of Molar.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

They’re everywhere

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

How did they get them into a tube

Marum
Marum
3 years ago
Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Algernon. 0411. The bees or the whitemen. I fee they are mutually exclusive.

In computer terms 1 or 1 = 1

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:12 am: Propolis tincture is a good thing for the first aid cabinet. Great on wounds, especially torn skin.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

fee = feel

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Gets teeth really K-K-K-klean!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

My teeth don’t have hives!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

As Sheriff Bart said, “Hey, where the white women at?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Guardian of tooth, justice and the American way.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0432. It’s Superfang.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Reminds me of the storm over Darkie toothpaste in the 80s which later changed to Darlie. White men should protest and demand the name be changed to Whitie.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

When your teeth go black, they’ll never come back.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

This propolis comes from honky bees.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

I feel this sudden urge to go colonize somebody.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Whitemen is a cousin of He Man, the master of the universe.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Well, nobody would buy a toothpaste named “YELLOWMEN”.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

“Whitemen toothpaste; you know it works.”

SF
SF
3 years ago

They also have a product called BLACKMEN, but it is applied much lower than the teeth.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

One does not simply brush into molars.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

@SF: you mean on the stinger? That would explain the bees.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

The milder formulation for children is named “Whiteboys”.

Errr….Whitebees.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

When I first lived in Japan in the late 1980’s, I remember seeing in a small mom & pop convenience strore across the street from my apartment, a toothpaste (or was it a chewing gum? I can’t remember) named “Kuronbo” in Japanese. Which is a vulgar way in Japanese to refer to a black skinned person. Think of it as the Japanese equivalent of the “N-word” without the same cultural undertones as exist in the U.S. There was even a small graphic of a black guy in late 1880’s type sharecroppers’ clothing on the package. How did they translate it… Read more »

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

Ipana!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Mommy! I see white people!
– Shut your mouth, sweetie.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Something like Oral-ly Men from Fawlty Towers

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

The Men Who Say ‘Cheese!’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

As seen in ”Men in White”

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

@SF-You’re basing it on the assumption that women necessarily like huge penises. Not necessarily.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Pete 7:09am : Arsenio Hall did talk about how racist it was regarding “Darlie” retaining the Chinese name ” Black Men toothpaste” on the package on his show.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

So, only white teeth considered clean and healthy. That bee racist.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I’m teethless …

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

If your teeth are black, that’s generally not a good thing no matter what color the rest of your body is.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@SF | 6:13 am: Oh; I guess it’s shoe polish. 😛

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Welcome to Cody’s Lab. Today, we’re going to build a beehive in our own mouths. All we need is this dubiously named tube of toothpaste!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
3 years ago

Bees and WASPs. Makes sense.

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

Take a bite out of diversity!

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