Our concierge just got out of prison.

Our concierge just got out of prison.

posted on 12 May 2017 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries

Shady-Hotel

If you don’t like your service you better not snitch.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Meller.
Hotel found in Egypt.

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

We also have a shady ladty service. For your entertainment.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

lady

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Donkey show is down the next street.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Where do I park my camel

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Baksheesh our specialty.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

You can also buy units.

They are marketed via a “Pyramid” scheme.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Those prison cells are rated 5 stars

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Algernon 0404..

At a Camelot.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Is that where the hand job convention was?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

You claim our rooms are not big enough “to swing a cat in”.

Ah Effendi, how did you fit the cat in the room in the first place?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@FB 0408. The have a Conventionn Centre at the Gold Coast for that.

It is at Tugun.

(Between Coolangatta and Currumbin))

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If you are into entomology, our rooms will delight you.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Competes with the sunni place across the street.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Seems legit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shady knows!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am: Well played, sir! Especially as it’s possibly true!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0433. Yes. Ww photohraph all of our guests for security reasons.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh. πŸ‘Ώ

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I’ll try that again: We photograph all our geusts – for security reasons.

Evil laughter. πŸ˜‰

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Pssst, buddy… you looking for…. …a room?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:30 am: Did you mean etymology?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The service here really sphinx!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

I’m at a loss.
How do I distinguish this place from the thousands
of other shady hotel operations in Egypt?

Classic Steve
3 years ago

I sooner expect that from a motel.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0556.

There once was a lass called Horton,
Who said that her face was her fortun’,
She had of course,
A c— like a horse,
And a fart like a 750 Norton.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

You might also like:

Q: What do you call an illegal Egyptian currency trader?

A. A piastre crook.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Bit of mispronounciation needed

Piastrev= Pi aster (conv)

Piastre = Pee ass tree (pastry; concocted for the joke)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Shadecondition in every room.

pasdrole
pasdrole
3 years ago

Another fine Trump property…

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Nothing suspicious here, nope. You know, just lots of balconies with a nice view of the street below.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

So if Kid Rock sets up shop at the top of Four Seasons, this is where Slim Shady drops hip hop off the balcony for all the right reasons. (i tried)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 7:23 am: Mate, if you have to explain them…. πŸ™„

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Possibly. But I wished to it be let known which of their many past currencies I was alluding to.

The present Egyptian currency is the Pound. = LE. Which is perplexing, for i speak no French.

LE = Livre Egyptienne

zankhana
zankhana
2 years ago

“My room is too hot!” “Don’t worry I’ll call the air conman”

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