Stand here and move along.

Stand here and move along.

posted on 8 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

no-sightseeing-while-walking

You got chocolate in my peanut butter…

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Spotted in Taiwan.

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DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Blindfolds available at the entrance.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

comme si comme ca

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

And if I do cartwheels

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

OK if I chew gum at the same time?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Just a moment while I put on my walking glasses..

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Minimum speed for sightseeing is 16km/h or 10mph.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Watch where you’re going or you’ll go where you’re watching.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I can see faster than I walk, anyway.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

You can still run and sightsee.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Let the experience move you.

peter
peter
4 years ago

No walking.
No sightseeing.

Have a nice day!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I want to rent a horse!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Welcome to Mutually Exclusive Scenic Walking Park.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

May I sit still, with my eyes closed?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

But I even like oral sex with my lady, with my eyes open.

I enjoy the view.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I note this sign is firmly affixed. Apparently, blind people keep crashing into it, because they can’t hear it.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

They caught me peeking and poked me in the eye!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

“I see NOTHING!”
-Sgt Schultz.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@FB 0602. They caught me poking on the Gold coast and sealed up my eye. Three days later, they found my nuts in Sydney.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you can remove this sign from the stone my son, you will get to be a great Queen.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you can glean some meanibg from this sign, you will be George Bush Jnr.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

meaning

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

Move along. Nothing to see here.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Ah ah ah, I saw you seeing something.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Also, if you could hold your breath until you pass out, that’d be great.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Also, the sightseeing bus is rigged with explosives that will detonate when the speed goes below 50 mph.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

I feel a Bill Ingvall moment coming on.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Mommy? There’s a strange organic form in the lower right corner!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

No Monty Python while silly walking
No silly walking while Cleese

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Are you sightseeing, Madam?
– Yes Officer, but I only see a bit of…
– And, are you walking as well?
– Yes, but …
– I see. Step out of the car, please.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

I know nothing about Chinese, but the second string of characters is exactly the same, except some of them have swapped places, giving an “a = b so b = a” format. So this was intended? Wow, they really INSIST there in China… talk about enforcement…

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Geo above; Thus I would assume that the “T” with two arms = No.

Probably totally erroneously. Although the thing with three legs, does look like something walking.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually its nuts appear to be lusted on.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Geo & Marum: My 2¢ worth is that the “T” with 2 arms probably means something like “not at the same time” (exclusive OR ?). I don’t speak Chinese, though.

RT
RT
4 years ago

nothing to see here folks, please disperse!

-leslie nielsen as lt. frank drebin

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Just stop, drop, and roll around with your eyes closed. :p

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Well, if you don’t care to go sightseeing or take a walk, you could sit here in the waiting room…or…you could wait here in the sitting room.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

@Geo, DnT, Marum and whomever: the translation is actually accurate which makes this sign all the more puzzling. The first two characters mean ‘walking’, the middle is ‘not’, and the last two of the first line are ‘watch the scenery’.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Dr Lex. Well, the thing with three legs, looks like an insect scurrying along. (Unless chinese men are incredibly welll endowed)

Ergo: It is forbidden to look at the scenery, while taking your bug for a walk. 🙄

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Conversely; It is inadvisable to look at the scenery, when chinese men have three foot penises. Hahahahaheheehhohohoho!

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