Stop comparing yourself to whom.

Stop comparing yourself to whom.

posted on 6 May 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

this-board-changes-you

Mom always said I was an early challenger.

Photo courtesy of Geraldine Hancock.
From the box of a child’s scooter.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Approved by Sum Ting Whom

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Kick board, not ass

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I asked for the sidekick board and got this one.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– But this board changes you, Sir!
– I’ll change it too and buy something else.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Ar$e comes between “O” and “T”.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It’s when it “becomes you” that it is time to worry.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This wonderful device comes with Lifetime Guarantee.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Whom is stylish. Fact I guess

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Much like the inventor of the Segway. The device saw him out.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

It changes you into a challenge.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Whombs are always stylish. They never go out of fashion.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Made from stylishafoam.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

“You can become light”. Are they targetting dark skinned people or overweight people?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

(says with teeth gritted) “I’m gonna get that Whom, if it’s the last thing I ever do!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Will it also make me more fragrant than somewho?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This board changes you but only the parole board can set you free.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Who’s on first, but Whom’s on board.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

That thing between O and T would make me check the board carefully. There may be a crack in it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Everyone? No, Donald only accepts alternate facts.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Big Board is watching Whom

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

I guess this board is highly radio-active, that’s a surefire way to make it change you down at DNA level.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

But do I become more stylish than somewho?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Jesus asked his followers to become “Light of the World” … so I bought this to become stylish light.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Cindy-Lou Whom is adorable, but I don’t know if she’s stylish.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Everyone accepts this fact — until they challenge it.

SF
SF
4 years ago

@ DnT, 4:50
Or are they targetting people subject to spontaneous combustion?

SF
SF
4 years ago

The early challenger gets the stylish light.

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

Who knew the theory of evolution involved the original kick board?

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

This scooter belongs to whom it may concern.

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