Thanks, but I self service.

Thanks, but I self service.

posted on 9 May 2017 in Signs

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Spotted in Turkey. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Circle work

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Donald is a champion.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Well the translator really blew that one.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Held in the ballroom.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Self service is tradional from the old Automan Empire.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Tradional, meaning there is some kind of trade involved? I don’t want to know.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Masturbation ruins your eyesight and also affects your spelling.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

A handjob worth donig is a handjob worth donig well.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Maybe they mean TRADI ONAN.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@DrLex | 4:25 am: Wood working, I suppose.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am: That’s where I like to be held, too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Sponsored by KY Jelly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The next symposium will deal with fellatoin.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Needs a W before ANKAR.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

@Dr Lex 4:25 am: Tradional means Trashing Celine Dion.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Endorsed by Erdogan to keep the male population from organizing future coup.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

They keynote speaker is Harry Palmer.

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

I’m from Grease, is this the meeting for Hand Jive?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

This kind of symposium pulls a huge crowd.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

A medical team is on standby in case someone has a stroke.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Let’s give these guys a big hand.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The Turks must make an art-form of this sort of thing.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Who’s the head of the board?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@FB 0518. I heard it was Mrs. Palmer, and her five daughters.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

When the World Masturbating Championships were held in Wankara, one young Turkish bloke, came first and third.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

That was in 2007. I hear he has finally lost his grip on the Title.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Have we resolved anything at this meeting, or are we just jerking off?

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

@Yu No Hoo, 4:04 AM: Yes, the translator certainly pulled a boner.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I’ll bet, that in 1914, the officers never told the allied soldiers about this.

They were afraid the Turks would catch the Aussies and NZers, with their pants down.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

One could say: “He pulled a total boner.”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Cse wrong: They (pulled a total boner)

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

@Marum: Well, pulling a partial boner would be half cocked.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Actually, I can’t really blame those poor Turkish dudes.
Want proof? Do an internet search on:
“Why Brazil beat Turkey”.

You’ll see what I mean.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

So it’s an erection party

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Add us on Titter

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

You can find us in Suck Ho Building #69, second toilet on the left

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Is that Mr. Hilter on the stage?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Pete 1010. Thank for that one caballero. I have never been a tits man, (legs are more my thing) so I was able to look elsewhere. Her face and eyes are absolutely beautiful.

I hear tell those part european, part negro, part Indian ladies, with their soft brown skins are immensley proud of their racial heritage. I have met a few in Oz, and they sure are easy on the eyes.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

None of that fancy silicone lube here! Just good old lotion.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

@Pete: Hilter? Not that’s Tlaaat Pahsa..

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

I meant Seventy2rd o clock, not Pete.

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

I’ve got your back, you’ve got my front.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Years ago, radio DJ Jonathan Brandmeier met a Danish DJ nicknamed “Mr. Crazy”, and noted to his colleagues that “Mr. Crazy” was disappointingly normal. “Mr. Crazy’s colleagues then told Brandmeier that Mr. Crazy once masturbated into a microphone. Brandmeier shouted, “He really is ‘Mr. Crazy’!” The next day, Mr. Crazy asked Brandmeier, “Did they tell you I masturbated into a microphone? And did you believe it?”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@EffEff & 72rd. It is actually Harry Hitler. (Weak pun on Herr Hitler)

Leader of the Turd. Reich.

Wm Jas
Wm Jas
5 years ago

In Turkish, “el” meand “hand” and “işi” means “job” — but “elişi” is usually translated “handicrafts” rather than “handjob.”

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

So this time the translator made the embarrassing mistake!

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