Thanks, but I self service.

Circle work

Donald is a champion.

Well the translator really blew that one.

Held in the ballroom.

Self service is tradional from the old Automan Empire.

Tradional, meaning there is some kind of trade involved? I don’t want to know.

Masturbation ruins your eyesight and also affects your spelling.

A handjob worth donig is a handjob worth donig well.

Maybe they mean TRADI ONAN.

@DrLex | 4:25 am: Wood working, I suppose.

@Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am: That’s where I like to be held, too.

Sponsored by KY Jelly.

The next symposium will deal with fellatoin.

Needs a W before ANKAR.

@Dr Lex 4:25 am: Tradional means Trashing Celine Dion.

Endorsed by Erdogan to keep the male population from organizing future coup.

They keynote speaker is Harry Palmer.

I’m from Grease, is this the meeting for Hand Jive?

This kind of symposium pulls a huge crowd.

A medical team is on standby in case someone has a stroke.

Let’s give these guys a big hand.

The Turks must make an art-form of this sort of thing.

Who’s the head of the board?

@FB 0518. I heard it was Mrs. Palmer, and her five daughters.

When the World Masturbating Championships were held in Wankara, one young Turkish bloke, came first and third.

That was in 2007. I hear he has finally lost his grip on the Title.

Have we resolved anything at this meeting, or are we just jerking off?

@Yu No Hoo, 4:04 AM: Yes, the translator certainly pulled a boner.

I’ll bet, that in 1914, the officers never told the allied soldiers about this.

They were afraid the Turks would catch the Aussies and NZers, with their pants down.

One could say: “He pulled a total boner.”

Cse wrong: They (pulled a total boner)

@Marum: Well, pulling a partial boner would be half cocked.

Actually, I can’t really blame those poor Turkish dudes.
Want proof? Do an internet search on:
“Why Brazil beat Turkey”.

You’ll see what I mean.

So it’s an erection party

Add us on Titter

You can find us in Suck Ho Building #69, second toilet on the left

Is that Mr. Hilter on the stage?

@Pete 1010. Thank for that one caballero. I have never been a tits man, (legs are more my thing) so I was able to look elsewhere. Her face and eyes are absolutely beautiful.

I hear tell those part european, part negro, part Indian ladies, with their soft brown skins are immensley proud of their racial heritage. I have met a few in Oz, and they sure are easy on the eyes.

None of that fancy silicone lube here! Just good old lotion.

@Pete: Hilter? Not that’s Tlaaat Pahsa..

I meant Seventy2rd o clock, not Pete.

I’ve got your back, you’ve got my front.

Years ago, radio DJ Jonathan Brandmeier met a Danish DJ nicknamed “Mr. Crazy”, and noted to his colleagues that “Mr. Crazy” was disappointingly normal. “Mr. Crazy’s colleagues then told Brandmeier that Mr. Crazy once masturbated into a microphone. Brandmeier shouted, “He really is ‘Mr. Crazy’!” The next day, Mr. Crazy asked Brandmeier, “Did they tell you I masturbated into a microphone? And did you believe it?”

@EffEff & 72rd. It is actually Harry Hitler. (Weak pun on Herr Hitler)

Leader of the Turd. Reich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdJpDxlI8H0

In Turkish, “el” meand “hand” and “işi” means “job” — but “elişi” is usually translated “handicrafts” rather than “handjob.”

So this time the translator made the embarrassing mistake!