The first mouth is the hardest.

The first mouth is the hardest.

posted on 20 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

penalty-6-mouths

After 3 mouths you can get out on good behavior.

Photo courtesy of Nathan Simmons.
Found in Thailand.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

6 mouths? That really sucks!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I will take the imprisonment.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

“B” fine is 6 mouths.

“A” fine is 6 ar$3holes.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0402.. That would turn the saveloy inside out, I would think.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I only hope those mouths don’t have teeth.

I may have nightmares for a month.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

You got 6 mouths, mate? It’s your shout, then.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Nowadays you can pay the fine with bitecoin.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

The 10000 baht seems a bit rich

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

6 fine mouths, I’ll drink to that

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Imagine. Six mouths with needle sharp teeth, gnawing on all your bits.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! I need my blanket!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A jug of wine,
A loaf of bread,
And though with six mouths,
Beside me in the wilderness.

MOMMMMYYYY!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

No alcohol, that’s the drool around here.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

10,000 TB = approx AUD 300.00

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

In “The Divine Comedy”, The Devil has three heads, each one whose mouth is continuously chewing on three souls: Brutus and Cassius, with their heads out, for betraying Julius Caesar, and Judas Iscariot, who is in the third mouth headfirst, for betraying Christ.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Long Tom 0435.

Fair nuff. The Hydra has seven heads.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Policed by the Public Molars Division.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

This blows you away.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Have you been drinking, Madam?
– Just a little, Officer, but …
– You’re fine, then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

To B fine or not to B fine

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

NOTE: 6 mouths = 0.5 ear

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

6 Mouths means that you are tied to a chair and forced to watch “The View”. If that doesn’t keep you sober, nothing will.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Haven’t we seen mouths as a Thai penalty in previous posts?
I’m starting to think the Thais have an oral fixation!!!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Uhhhhh….Webmaster?
This very same sign was posted here on March 2, 2017.
A good laugh is always worth a second look but….

Classic Steve
3 years ago

So, do they chop you up and put the pieces in different mouths, or do they carve five extra mouths into you?

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Oh man, if you commit multiple offenses, you could end up in prison for yards!

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

I fought the low, and the low won.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

You’re lucky if your prison term is measured in mouths; some people spend ears behind bars!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@BFC. 0403.. You will probably learn to – take it – after imprisonment

Tom P.
Tom P.
3 years ago

I’d rather have two fingers than six mouths

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Think of how much more alcohol I’d be able to drink with 6 mouths!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Myself above.. But only one lover. errr liver.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

1 mouth = 30 bays

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