There’s only two–I think I can take’m.

There’s only two–I think I can take’m.

posted on 4 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-of-your-hands

That one fingered me to the police.

Photo courtesy of John Brice.
Found on a bus in Hong Kong. 

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Marum
Marum
5 years ago

He was tall, dark , and all hands.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The sailors were shipwrecked.

ie: All hands to the mast, nd foam all about.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

You know where they’ve been

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

The hands beware

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

That left one is particularly sinister.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

I wear a T-shirt with “Beware of My Hands” when I go on buses as a disclaimer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Reminds me of the story about the rancher who had a beautiful daughter and couldn’t keep his hands off her. So he fired them all.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I always found that my tongue could cause more havoc, than my hands.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

As Gomez Addams said, If it’s not one Thing, it’s another.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

It is not the hands by themselves, but the opposable thumbs, which really cause all the problems.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Alien hand syndrome must be quite common in HK…

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

As Fritz said when pushed his brother off a cliff.

“Look Ma! No Hans.”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I think if I was on a bus full of lovely Asian ladies, I would sit on my hands….Just to be safe.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They’re armed!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

BUT I CAN’T SEE ANY HANDS!!!

Oh. I get it. She has them over my eyes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Sounds like there may be trouble afoot.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Mixed Metaphor: He put his foot down, with a firm hand.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

At least her hands never went off half-cocked

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Watch out for the clap.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

…said Ma Scissorhands.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Even if they show no symptoms, they could be carriers.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

It’s OK. I have the problem well in hand.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

This place has a history of spazzes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

You never know what they might do …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

They might crap

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

I remember a “Bozo’s Circus” skit when I was a kid. Cookie the clown walks up to a black lever which has a sign saying “DO NOT PULL” on it. He goes into a monologue as to what could possibly happen if he pulled the lever-could it open a trap door, could it reveal a treasure, etc. Finally he succumbs to temptation and pulls the lever again and again and again. The Bozo walks by carrying a paint can and a brush and tells Cookie that he had put the sign on the lever because he had just put a… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you have a pussy, beware of tiny, tiny hands.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Oh no, I’m not the one who should beware of my hands.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

In Soviet Russia, hands beware of you!

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

This means you, Dr. Strangelove!

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

YIKES . . . I’ve got two of them !

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