Watch your step!

Watch your step!

posted on 27 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

poo-fashion

Yes, our tailor made all of them.

Photo courtesy of Anthony C.
Found in Penang, Malaysia.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

That’s EXACTLY how I feel about fashion, yes.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Everything comes in brown.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So thats why everything looks crap

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Some of my better ones are curled, but I wouldn’t call that fashion!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Chinese medicine is the only cure to Poo Fashion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

What is this year’s fashion? DUNGarees?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Man, ure looking sharp today!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Poo fashion and Chinese medicine. This must be where shiat-su started.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

First thing they do is measure your waste size.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s not prêt-à-potty, then.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am: What do they use, a tape worm?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Our suits are nice and soft.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Our favourite fabric is dunghim.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

They just opened their turd shop.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Fashion is a fecal business.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The material is brown, with orange and yellow flecks.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

You’ll be top of the dungheap, when urine our suits.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Most poopular items are Eau de Toilet: Channel No.2 and Diarrhoea shirts by Edgar Allan Poo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

WARM WARNINGS: Because I do not have a tissue always ready in this restroom, please buy used one

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Got any P-shirts?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Our jeans come with original French fly

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I see. There is a Chinese Herbalist next door.

I hope he has a cure for EColi.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Uh oh! Perhaps it’s time to fire up and launch that bath tub again!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you are in Malaysia, don’t buy food from the street vendors.

They will dippper water out of the stormwater drains. 800 yards up the road, someone will be crapping in those same stormwater drains.

Just ask any Australian RAAF guys based at Butterworth.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A street vendor who hailed from Malaysia,
Made food which would truky amaze yer,
He received health warnings all right,
But the food would still kill you on sight,
For he suffered from chronic dysphasia.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

typo = truly

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

FYI: I was somwhat pleased to rhyme something with Malaysia.

I was nearly going to give up and use Penang, or some other town.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

T-shirts with T-issues

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Excuse me, there are flies on my underwear!
– Try to crap your hands, Madam.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

We never use sham poo to wash our wigs. Only real poo.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Comes in all shapes and sizes

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@Marum 7:20am: The only word that rhymes with Malaysia is Malicious.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Lora: That joke was used on an episode of “The Muppets”! Honest to God!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom above.
Are you accusing our @Lora of that most heinous of crimes.
Watching the Muppets.
It just ain’t easy being green anymore.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@BFC .. I sense some personal experience there? I loved the name of President of Singapore nearby, Leak on you.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. I would probably get the rattan stuck up my bum for that one.

So solly President Lee Kwan Yew. Hehehoho, gurgle.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Well, this already is widespread: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pu_pu_platter

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