We have limitly before 70 minutes.

We have limitly before 70 minutes.

posted on 22 May 2017 in Instructions, Signs

sweets-paradise

I tapped my heels but there’s still leftovers…

Photo courtesy of Emma Orsvärn.
Sweets Paradise found in Tokyo, Japan.

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If I don’t have a slip, a can I give her a pair of panties, or a bra?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Sorry, no seconds.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

This just sucks

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

This notice isn’t sweet at all.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Don’t worry about the heeltap.

It’s the knecappin that is of greater concern.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Living Tableware, must be the sweets

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Welcome to Sweets Paradisease!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I haven’t finished living, I’m just dying to know what the sign means.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The heeltap 3 times will take you back to Kansas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:02 am: Hey, if she’s good enough to make you return, why not bring her flowers too? 😛

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I always enjoy it alowly. Who wants to rush?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0414. If she is reallly bad, I might give her a terrible licking.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

I know what they do with dead coffee cups. They creamate them.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Those who enjoy the sweets too quickly, will finish living and will have to be returned.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@DrLex | 4:22 am: And then they refer to them as “The latte” coffee cups. 😕

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo. 0404. Awww! That’s being awfully hard-hearted. I was always up for thirds, and fourths, and occassionally fifths.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Dr, Lex and DNT 0431.
Isn’t that the Mormons?

The Church of Jesus Christ of The Latte Day Saints.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

“The food was good, but they played “Ballroom Blitz” on a constant loop.”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Dr. Lex and DnT 0431 .
Isn’t that the Mormons?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

“Your bill, sir”.
“Er… the money… there is not it”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo & Frank Burns: I love those subtle captions!

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

For those finished living, I ask to remove the body so that there is not it. After all, no one lives unlimitedly.

pasdrole
pasdrole
3 years ago

Sugar kills…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Those that have finished living probably had a bad case of tableware.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The return that have finished living? Who knew zombies had a sweet tooth!

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Who would have thought that unlimitedly would have so many limitations?

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Mrs. Jones,
We are saddened to hear of your husband’s death.
We need our fork back.
Thank you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I see: To get a car fragrance that not is before, the heeltap ask so that there is not it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

CAUTION: Enjoy it slowly but no more than 70 minutes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Also known as ”24/70

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Mommy, what is that there is not it?
– Schrödinger’s Cat!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Return of the tableware in the case of tableware = return that have finished living in the case of return of the tableware case full of finished living.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Tap me with those 8″ spike heels, baby!

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

The sweets here are very expensive, but they’ll seem less so if you take tiny bites and enjoy them slowly for at least 70 minutes.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

(Sigh) All those starving penniless (uhh…yen-less) English teachers working for peanuts in Japan who can speak Japanese…and those freakin’ cheap Japanese shopkeepers STILL won’t pay them even one danged peanut for an accurate freakin’ translation into idiomatic English!!!

Grrrrr….

(Sorry folks…my history’s showing…)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete above.

Yes my son. That is an indignity, up with which I would not put. 🙄

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW. By which miscontstruction of english, does a “heeltap” occur?

Abd WTF is it?

Blake
Blake
3 years ago

Suicide by tableware

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