Because blended Dad would be weird.

Because blended Dad would be weird.

posted on 17 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Rich Leese.
Found in Li’an, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Maybe they thought it would make the fish go father.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Genetic modification is really getting out of hand!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Fish. The mother white meat.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

It’s the same with whisky: some like blended mums, others like single mums.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Monsanto! You’ve gone too far!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

The fishmum is called Wanda.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Let’a not smell them

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Look Mum, no scales!

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Because mum knows what’s best for you

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Gee mum why do you as well like fish

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Blended gender

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

My hovercraft is full of this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Your mother was an angler and your father smelt of fishberries

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

“Mum with Fish”
…said Dad with a grin on his face.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

I guess you could say she’s all mixed up today.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

Maybe they mean chrysanthemums?
( Wikipedia, Chrysanthemum, Culinary uses)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

@Lora 11:18am: They mean mumps!

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Someone got confused by the phrase “Mum’s the word.”

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

Mom’s cooking, let’s head over for dinner! She’ll be done in about an hour!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Because Dad couldn’t fillet? 😈

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Served with Blendy coffee:

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&channel=iphone_bm&site=&source=hp&ei=m-hFWcLcHIra-QGF2LjABw&q=blendy&oq=blendy&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.2.0l3j0i10k1j0.3414.6040.0.10262.7.7.0.3.3.0.178.865.0j7.7.0….0…1.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..0.7.590.3..41j0i131k1.fINXpwDGxNM#imgdii=Un3LbgXQdizr7M:&imgrc=4gkj-y3ju_1W7M:

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

Hmm… tastes a bit blend.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Lora | 11:18 am: I think you’re right; some of those greens do look like Chrysanthemum leaves.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Are you for dinner, darling?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

HMMM!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter, where’s my Mum?
– She’s flying in the kitchen, Sir.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It looks Chard to me.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Jokes about women and fish, are too indelicate, even for me.

zankhana
zankhana
3 years ago

I hate battered mothers, I prefer them roasted or pan fried.
“Daddy Daddy!!! I don’t like Mummy any more!”
” Never mind dear, just push her to the side of the plate and eat your veges”

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

because Dad blends with Cat

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