Dangers of door to door

I just don’t know what to do with myself

I’ll stand if you don’t mind

Try easing up on the cabbage and onions.

Hehe. They thought I was studying elocution.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mormon with an Hell’s Angel?

A. Someone who comes to your door on Sunday morning, and tells you to f–k off.

They’se not Mormons, they’se toast.

They give you the chair for having no friends? Harsh!!

An otaku in a nutshell.

@Droll not Troll, 4:23 MA: The Comfy chair!!!

I don’t get the Mormon reference. What did I miss?

@Chris | 4:39 am: Me either. When I was scrolling down to the pic I expected to read something about magnets.

Confuscius says , “He who sits alone will not be served with Dim Sum.”

@Chris 0437. It would take a hell of a lot more than 423ma to vapourize a Mormon.

At around 1,000V P.D. 0.423A, should vapourize a cockroach fairly effectively. As in a Bug Zapper. I imagine it would require, about 500KV and about 500A, to vapourize an 80Kg (176Lb) Mormon.

@Marum | 4:51 am: MA= megamps. I think 4,230,000amps would get the job done!

The average “Backyard” Nucear Reactolr should supply sufficient power.

Just remember to put a ferro-concrete blast-wall, between your capacitors and your neighbour’s houses. If you blow one of those dirty big oil-filled-capacitors, the resulting blast should level the average suburban McMansion. :D:

@DnT 0408 I was assuming he didn’t mean Mega.

@Marum:

Q: How many Mormons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only two, but they’ve got to be married first.

(they are inside the light bulb…)

@BFC 4:41,

Oh, he’ll get served Dim Sum alright.
He’ll just get served way more than he can reasonably eat by himself!

BTW I have seen a 3MVA diesel generator. It stood about ten feet high.

I can only imagine what a 5MA generator would llook like. At 1000V P.D. That would be 5,000MVA. The average Coal Fired generating station is about 700MW

@Big Fat Cat | 4:48 am: Confuscius or Confusion? (I’m referring to the shirt)

OK. I looked, There is a 5,400MW Power Station in Poland.One of the world’s biggest. It is gigantic.

The confusion is authentic when reading this shirt.

There is no such thing as magnetism.

Ferrous metals suck.

Mormons? I think you meant Quakers. They’re the Society of Friends.

Oscar The Grouch would love to have one of those chairs when he doesn’t want to be in his garbage can.

OK, I got the ”The *Confusion” part

The chair has no friends; it obviously never learned that all deserve its allantion, oven if all it did was say “hello”.

@Pete at 5:18: That could apply to many other religions too….

Because we can’t stand it.

Like the tramways employee, whom the Electric Chair wouldn’t kill.

He turned out to be a, very, very, bad Conductor.

BOOM! BOOM!

@EffEff 4:56,

Clearly.

To me the humorous thing was either they are two very tiny people or that is one monster sized light bulb!

@Pete above. They’re micro-biologists.