Dangers of door to door

Dangers of door to door

posted on 4 Jun 2017 in Clothing

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Photo courtesy of Oli Orme-Lynch.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I just don’t know what to do with myself

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I’ll stand if you don’t mind

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Try easing up on the cabbage and onions.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Hehe. They thought I was studying elocution.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mormon with an Hell’s Angel?

A. Someone who comes to your door on Sunday morning, and tells you to f–k off.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

They’se not Mormons, they’se toast.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

They give you the chair for having no friends? Harsh!!

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

An otaku in a nutshell.

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

@Droll not Troll, 4:23 MA: The Comfy chair!!!

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

I don’t get the Mormon reference. What did I miss?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Chris | 4:39 am: Me either. When I was scrolling down to the pic I expected to read something about magnets.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Confuscius says , “He who sits alone will not be served with Dim Sum.”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Chris 0437. It would take a hell of a lot more than 423ma to vapourize a Mormon.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

At around 1,000V P.D. 0.423A, should vapourize a cockroach fairly effectively. As in a Bug Zapper. I imagine it would require, about 500KV and about 500A, to vapourize an 80Kg (176Lb) Mormon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:51 am: MA= megamps. I think 4,230,000amps would get the job done!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The average “Backyard” Nucear Reactolr should supply sufficient power.

Just remember to put a ferro-concrete blast-wall, between your capacitors and your neighbour’s houses. If you blow one of those dirty big oil-filled-capacitors, the resulting blast should level the average suburban McMansion. :D:

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0408 I was assuming he didn’t mean Mega.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum:

Q: How many Mormons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only two, but they’ve got to be married first.

(they are inside the light bulb…)

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@BFC 4:41,

Oh, he’ll get served Dim Sum alright.
He’ll just get served way more than he can reasonably eat by himself!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW I have seen a 3MVA diesel generator. It stood about ten feet high.

I can only imagine what a 5MA generator would llook like. At 1000V P.D. That would be 5,000MVA. The average Coal Fired generating station is about 700MW

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Big Fat Cat | 4:48 am: Confuscius or Confusion? (I’m referring to the shirt)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

OK. I looked, There is a 5,400MW Power Station in Poland.One of the world’s biggest. It is gigantic.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

The confusion is authentic when reading this shirt.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

There is no such thing as magnetism.

Ferrous metals suck.

Bob
Bob
3 years ago

Mormons? I think you meant Quakers. They’re the Society of Friends.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Oscar The Grouch would love to have one of those chairs when he doesn’t want to be in his garbage can.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

OK, I got the ”The *Confusion” part

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

The chair has no friends; it obviously never learned that all deserve its allantion, oven if all it did was say “hello”.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

@Pete at 5:18: That could apply to many other religions too….

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Because we can’t stand it.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Like the tramways employee, whom the Electric Chair wouldn’t kill.

He turned out to be a, very, very, bad Conductor.

BOOM! BOOM!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@EffEff 4:56,

Clearly.

To me the humorous thing was either they are two very tiny people or that is one monster sized light bulb!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete above. They’re micro-biologists.

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