I don’t like according to rules…

I don’t like according to rules…

posted on 18 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

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I’m more of a tourist of bus.

Photo courtesy of George.
Found in Guangdong, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Hey, you! Yes you, Tourist of Bicycle!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Approved by Tourist Republic of China

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I wonder what is the number of driver that only two persons

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I had to give up cycling when I started getting a nagging pain in the stipulations.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

To go on this ride you must be over freigh.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

So much for consistency.
You folks let tourist of plane and train
overfreigh all the time!!!

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Accordion to the rules of the Engrish language, replacing random words with names of musical instruments generally goes unnoticed.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Nothing worse than a psychopath on the cycle path.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

I also would like to have the right to interpret the above…

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

I’m afreight I don’t understand.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Their logo looks similar to United Airlines.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

BFC:

Dontcha mean Untied Airlines?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Nothing without drunking and fracturing!

– The patient

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Any notice to Tourist of Heterocycle?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I drive a Hummer. No attention to rules.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Is it even safe to ride

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Well I’m overfreighing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The bicycle has been drunking, not me.
– Apologies to Tom Waits.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Come back by the tips but make sure you don’t get your tips caught in the chain.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I didn’t bring any valuables. And don’t call me carrion!

coffeebot
3 years ago

Psychopaths break the rule. This stipulation is own to the Huaying Yanming.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I once managed to have sex on a pushbike, without falling either off or out. But we were wearing safety helmets and joggers.

Is that a permissable activity?

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Take the responsibility with you. Not responsible for theft of responsibilities.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW It was as a result of a dare. My lady and I won a sizeable bet for that effort.

Michael Evans
Michael Evans
3 years ago

Hey, you drunking psychopaths! Get out my way while I riding bicycle!

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