I strongly suggest you tip.

I strongly suggest you tip.

posted on 24 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Ray Simpson.
Found in Beijing, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Must be Ramadan.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Must be together at the same time

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Our food is ze bomb. inshallah.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Sound like the food is playing with itself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You can’t be the diner and the dinner!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I’ll have the eggs, sunni side up.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I remember in the early days of electronics, we had the “Self Exciting Diode”.
Which we referred to as the “Masturbating Diode”.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DNT 0408. Go eat yourself. 😆

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@engrishwebmaster: Muslims practice circumcision. There will be no tip.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Is it halal?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 4:11 am: There’s an app for that! It’s a game.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The prices are reasonable but they still turn a prophet.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DNT 0412. The foreskins of little boys, used to be used in skin tissue culture, for skin grafts.

So! If your graft twitches when you go for a leak….Don’t ask why.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

One faces Maccas, and prays three times a day.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

They’re closed now, they can’t be open allah time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 4:10 am: I remember the first lesson about transformers, where they used 2 tubular coils of wire. The first was called the exciting coil; is there anyone who didn’t refer to the second one as the boring coil?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They don’t serve alcohol, but there is an akbar.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

ALLAHU SNACKBA!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

EDIT: ALLAHU SNACKBAR!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Don’t eat too much there; you could get fatwa.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Some turban wearing Indians terrified some Sydney movie goers, by jumping up and yelling, Allahu Akbar.

The press claimed it was a Sikh Joke.

(There may have been an excuse. They were watching Baywatch with Indian actress Priyanka Chopra. Baywatch is known to destroy one’s brain)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They have fast food. It’s called suhur or iftar.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If I am correct. Iftar is the evening meal before or after prayers.

Suhur is the dawn meal before fasting.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Inventors of the exploding chicken?

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

Girls under 12 marry for free!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Be nice or our busboys will ram you with a serving cart!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 4:10 am: Were they made by Siemens?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Pete | 4:59 am: Hmm.. I was thinking a comment about suicide bombe alaska might be crossing the line.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Purveyors of MOO-slim style beef.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Mathematicians specialized in simultaneous equations not welcome.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: In case of fire, use the red bomb

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Come on restaurant, decline or go home.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Food yourself!

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

When Shi’ite hits the fan…

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Shi’a LeBoef’s favorite spot in Beijing!

Johnny Cache
5 years ago

@algernon: More like Ramen-dan…..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

PS: I hate all of you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

OK, can I Park now?

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Do they feed qibla to the pets?

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

Decline food, get mu slim on.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Pete | 4:43 pm: They try not to Mecca habit of it.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Pete. 1643. Only if they keep getting lost Allah the time.

BTW. Some technical ratbag invented a compass for Muslims, which always pointed to Mecca. Thus one could correctly orient one’s prayer-mat, wherever one was.

See Qibla Compass:

https://www.spycatcheronline.co.uk/mecca-compass.html

I would imagine an Omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent God, would not be so petty. If you were devout enough to pray, (wherever you were) your God would be totally chuffed.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I don’t know whether I am reading it correctly. But I would expect the numbers around the periphery to indicate the degrees. But they go to 38 (380 degrees) not 36 (360 degrees)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Whilst there may be 360 degrees in a circle, maybe there are 380 degrees in a circular.

Or maybe 380C is the temperature of Hell.

Or maybe it is the combined body temperature of the 74 virgins.

How could man understand the mind of God?

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Marum, According to an interview CNN’s Fareed Zakaria did with a quranic scholar apparently what was actually promised was not 72 virgins but instead, 72 RAISINS. Will see if i can find the clip. In meantime your post reminds me of a joke: When Osama bin Laden died… When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you… Read more »

Pete
Pete
5 years ago
Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Marum,

Finally, I think I may have passed right by that same Muslim restaurant in Beijing pictured in the post. That green lettering rang a bell in my memory as soon as I saw the post. We were in a taxi on the way to the Beijing Zoo when I was in China in 2008. I remember seeing a very similar sign from the taxi that said “Muslim Restaurant” was in green letters and characters just like the ones in the post. If this is the same place then it’s close to either the zoo or the Beijing aquarium.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

I mean i saw the sign looking at it through the taxi’s window

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Marum 4:22,

Maccas in North America = “Mickey D’s”.

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