It’s a gas!

It’s a gas!

posted on 27 Jun 2017 in Signs

fartista

Try our methane treatment.

Photo courtesy of Douglas Massey.
Found in Yamagata, Japan.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

For all your hairy bums

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

For blowing your own trumpet or bum flute

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

“Tis a gas-powered-barista

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Hair design for your fart?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Feel the wind in your hair!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Specializing in double buns.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Ringlets are our specialty.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Is that anything like a barista?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Home of the “trump” hairstyle.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Every time this Japanese farted, it made a sound like “Honda”.
She saw a few western doctors, and they didn’t have a clue.
So in desperation she sought out a Japanese doctor.
He diagnosed it instantly: “You have abscess on tooth.”

She asked the doc how he figured that out.

He replied: “Old Japanese saying….Abscess, makes the fart go Honda.”

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

We don’t need no hair dryers.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Edit = Japanese woman

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

He, assuredly, will blow the froth off your coffee.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I get it. He is a suicide bummer!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Gee your hair smells.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Sorry, my heart can’t take it.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Parody on the “IT” girl.

You know you’re “IT” when your hair smells like $h1t.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Stopping on your way to work for a cuppa farte latte, prepared especially for you by your fartista!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Do they serve you beans while you wait for your haircut?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Would you like a sham poo?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Pete | 4:55 am: Oh, now I have it! A fartista is a barista who makes coffee from baked beans.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Come for a haircut, leave with a cheese cut.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

DnT 4:59,

True enough!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

This place really puts on airs.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

DnT,

I was thinking more along the lines of:

Fartista: (poot)
Connossieur: (sniff, sniff) Ahhh, a blend of half Ethiopian, one quarter each of Indonesian and Guatemalan!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

The only haircut done in a wind tunnel!

Classic Steve
5 years ago

They specialize in buns.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

If you get your hair cut there, you better watch your @$$!!!

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

Would you like to try our Brown Stripe style?

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

Le Petomane, proprietor.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I asked for streaks, not skidmarks!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Not just hair styling, but pretentious hair styling!

Artsy-fartsy, get it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NOTE: No service for customers over farty

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Stylist to customer: Do you like your new hair?

Customer: That’s Farntastic!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

From ”Blow Wing In The Wind”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ me | 12:33 pm: Wig, not Wing

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

This place smells like something dyed.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Seventy,

Over farty? Blarney!
Father O’Leary told me it’s only if yer under tharty!

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
5 years ago

Yu No Hoo | 1:14 pm – you win the Internet today!

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