Just looking.

Just looking.

posted on 30 Jun 2017 in Signs

not-for-sale

Thank you no sale!

Photo courtesy of Perry Eubank.
Found in Japan.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Its a bargain Oh well no

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This is a nonsale.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Its a premium month for no sales

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The clothes are for sale, not the coat-hangers.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This will stuff up the Standard deviation.

And possible the standard deviate.

Enclave
4 years ago

One minute after the post and already 6 comments and 2 downvotes…. dafaq!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Upon insertion of your credit card, our terminal will chip it into one micron fartments.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I wish this sign had been on some of the crappy stuff that I have bought over the years!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Don’t worry about the gear, I have a yen for the saleslady.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

First there is the “Thank you” price, then the F-u attitude.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Buy now? ‘Bye now!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Would you like a bag?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A bloke says to the shop assistant: “Would you allow me to make love to you for five thousand dollars?”

She thinks for a while, and shyly whispers; ‘Yes.’

Then he says: “How about one hundred dollars?”

She indignantly exclaims: ‘What do you think I am!’

He replies: “We already know that. We are just bargaining about the price.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Don’t buy one, get one free?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

DENIED!

FatKenney
FatKenney
4 years ago

Note – all items in store are for display only. Not for retail sale.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0420. Don’t buy one, and our sales assistant will follow you home, and take one of yours. 👿

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Okay, I’ll take two.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

TODAY’S OFFER: Get nothing for Â¥0!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I’ll complain to the ombirdsmum, err ombedesmon, no imbedsman,, err Consumer Affairs.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I’m so grad they are not for sale.

I never wanted to be a cross-dresser anyhow.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Thanks for nothing.

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

A lady walked into the department store and spoke to the young man who stood by the door…….”I need some material to make a new belt. Can you please tell me where I can get felt!”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

♪ Thank you price,
Thank you India,
Thank you, thank you, yen store! ♪

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

SALE: Buy one, don’t buy two for free!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

50% Buy / 50% Not sure

– Do not recommend
– Do not tumble price
– Sale separately

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Schrödinger’s Shirt

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

I think they’re recommending we buy something else? If only all salespeople were this honest.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

So it’s for rent?

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Indian arrowheads – made in India!

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

Sike!

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