Mommy, my shoes hurt…

Mommy, my shoes hurt…

posted on 12 Jun 2017 in Chinglish

sewing-kit-shoelaces-kit

Last week they were earrings.

Photo courtesy of Kristian Akay.

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Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Everybody’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That’s so metal!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Some sewing kit! Sewing machine, thread, needles, etc, etc, not included.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Man, my shoes will look so badass with these new safety pins!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Please also buy our complementary instant hammering tape.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Contents made in China. Packaging made in Best Korea. MWAHAHAHA!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

When you play the tape there is a lot of hemming and also some hawing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The first person to tie one of those shoelaces in a bow using their fingers wins an internet.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Who says Punk Rock is dead?

coffeebot
5 years ago

You can’t fool me: those are replacement zippers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

After seeing this post, it makes me wonder what was actually in that bag on the previous post.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Well, at least they won’t loosen…

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

I bought the Instant Lemming Tape by accident. I only have one word: ew.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Just think of it as acupuncture, sweetie.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

OK so instead of the bailing wire, bubble gum and….THIS???

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy, I hate this Sewing Kitty!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I wonder what’s in the sawing kit …

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

What every punk needs

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Phew I thought they were socks

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

In my country we use duct tape.

zankhana
zankhana
5 years ago

“What prick is responsible for this?”

zankhana
zankhana
5 years ago

Extract from a Spoonerism Comic:-” Hello Ratman. That evil Joker has the good citizens of Gotham City hobblin’ from selling safety pins as shoe laces” “Holy Plimsolls Commissioner!!!! They’re hobblin’ from that hobgoblin… What a prick!!!!! I’ll pack off Bobbin – He’ll stop the hobblin’ by nobblin’ the goblin!!!!”

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