Smork gets in your clothes…

Smork gets in your clothes…

posted on 9 Jun 2017 in Signs

no-smorking

Photo courtesy of Nathan Vanagas.
Spotted in Tokyo.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

No snanu snanu?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Smorking makes your stomach explode out of your cigarette.

Marum
3 years ago

But my cigarettes don’t have filters.

Are they OK?

Marum
3 years ago

It may have some othr substance in it.

The smoke is brown, not bluish.

Marum
3 years ago

Un fistula tabaci grabi.

Now all you Latin scholarsout there, do not pillory me for my plebian attempt at humour, in Latin.

Marum
3 years ago

Tabako o sui masen?

Did I stuff that up?

Marum
3 years ago

BTW the Latin was meant to be “a cigarette”

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum:

Hai, suimasen.
(Right, I don’t smoke.)

You did fine IF you wanted to ask either:
1. You don’t smoke cigarettes? (Uhhh… I mean smork.)
2. Won’t you smork a cigarette?

Although if I was going to offer someone a smoke, I’d say:
Tabako wo dozo
And leave it up to the offered party to accept or decline.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Or steam trains

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Or thought bubbles in Japanese

Marum
3 years ago

@Pete above. Thanks mate. My wife and I were studying Japanese, intending to go to Expo 70 in Osaka. However,we then bought 15 acres on the near outskirts of Brissie, and built a house. So that was out of the question. Thus we abandoned our studies. Some parts of Japanese seem terribly complex, others, amazingly simple. The respect side of it, is MAJOR confusion, Though I shouldn’t be so amazed. German has similar rules too – but not as complex. Formal: Wollen Sie einBier haben? (Will you hsve a beer sir). Familiar. Willst du ein Bier haben? (After we have… Read more »

Marum
3 years ago

Basic rules of German grammer: Ich will; Du willst; Er will.

Wir wollen; Sie wollen; Sie wollen. Hehehe. 😀

SF
SF
3 years ago

Smork also gets in your eyes, according to The Pratters (no, not a Viennese band)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Warning: Smorking may put your butt cheeks out of alignment.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Don’t vipe, either.

Marum
3 years ago

Teacher: “What did you do onyour chool holidays Johnny?”

Johnny: ‘I shoved lighted cigarettes up frogs arses.’

Teacher: “Rectum, Johnny, rectum!”

Johnny: ‘Too right it rectum – blew theiir f—en guts out.’

coffeebot
3 years ago

Smorking is a Bad Harbit

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

My dad caught me smorking once, beat the schnit outta me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Can I smoke?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Well, it’s Torkyo

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
3 years ago

“Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn smork! smork! smork!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I’d walk a mile for a Caramel!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Put that smork off your face, Madam!

Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 1442. Most people would ride the Caramel to the nearest brothel.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

At some point in history, we will have to add ‘to smork’ to English dictionaries.

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