The red zone is for unloading only.

The red zone is for unloading only.

posted on 25 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-frolic-on-the-car

There will be no more merriment.

Photo courtesy of Ray Simpson.
Sign found in tram boarding area in Luoyang, China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (78 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
26 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So its not Saudi Arabia then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMuCpnSy_EM

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

But frolicing inside is quite OK

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

We don’t want anyone to get trampled.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

And absolutely no hullabaloo allowed either!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Keep your frolics safely inside the car.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@algernon | 4:03 am: The correct spelling is “frolicking”… which is an amusing word if you look at it carefully 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The driver is authorised to cut off your frolics.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I heard of a young lady and her BF, who went for a frolic in the park.

Nine months later she had a baby.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0420. I’m fro licking too. Yumm!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you want to gambol we have casinos for that.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Please feel free to rob other passengers on the car.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

However with the usual inconsistency of English.

frolicsome and similar words have no “k”.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫ Take me for a ridie in your Car car.♪

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:43 am: Because there is only a problem when the c is followed by i, e or y, which would make for ambiguous pronunciation.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0420 Furthurmore. I made love to my lady on the bonnet of my car once, It was the middle of winter, and it was the only warm spot I could find.

But she was in fro some licking first. 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am: I see what you did there. It only took me 45 minutes. *sigh* 😳

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Don’t worry; I was planning to keep my body anyway…

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I’m not. I’ve left mine to the Dept. of Anatomical Science.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If there was a crowd of people frolicking inside a car – would one class that as “social intercourse”?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Algernon. I don’t know if you realize, but that car was extremely modified to do that. If you notice the rear wheel in the air was stationary. Therefore the other axle had to be welded to the differential centre, to give the vehicle drive. The one in the air had to be totally disconnected, to be stationary. Beside that, though, it was a lovely piece of driving. It is easier to do with the driver on the low side. A French stunt driver of a few years ago, could do it with the driver on the high side. I have… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 5:32 am: “When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.” – Steven Wright

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I keep my body, you keep this article.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I self simultaneously decline to do it on the car … *cough*

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Mommy, why do you always keep your body on the car?

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Leave your frolic at the pond where it can swim and eat fries.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

@ Droll not troll : 4:20am . Indeed an interesting word when you break it down in some ways. Just a lick I suppose and I should have a look in future. Perhaps though in true Engrish tradition.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2022 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
26
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x