Till up on wine while you wait…

If the wine looks suspiciously like used brake fluid, that is just pure coincidence.

A lovely penot greece.

I love a wine that smells like axle grease

The whine comes after you get the bill.

The sign maker was exhausted when he made that one.

Salesperson: Red or white wine sir?

Customer: Don’t you have any other colours?

Looks like they are also selling flutes and wegetables.

Our German mechanic will serve you.

His name is Dirty Hans.

Oh, those clever Chinese.
I never knew you could make wine from a tamous!

Speaking of which, what’s the plural?
Tamouses? Tamice? Tameese?

If your car develops a whine in the tamous, we can fix it!

Selling Ifalian and Trench wines.

@Pete 0426. What’s wrong with tame mice? Rats are popular pets here in Oz. But they are not a great idea for the kids.

http://www.wormsandgermsblog.com/2011/04/articles/animals/pocket-pets/pediatrician-says-kids-shouldnt-have-rats/

They’ll fix you car, but they move at a snail’s pace.

@Marum:

I just think it’s novel that the same nation
who invented rice wine
also invented mice wine!

BF. A mouse just drowned in my glass of wine.

GF I hope the poor thing didn’t suffer.

BF. I hardly think so. It got out three times to have a leak, and offered to fight the cat.

Well, since the top sign also says the building houses a karaoke bar, why not?

Trouble is, by the time they fix your car, you’ll be too soused to drive it away!

WARNING: Don’t Drive Drink

– Have you been driving, Madam?
– Y-Yes, but why –
– I see. Show me your drinking license, please.

How do you catch a unique wine drinker? Unique up on ‘im.
How do you catch a tamous wine drinker? Tame way, ‘tupid!

@Lora 8:40,

You have duly earned one of two nicknames with that last post:

1) Tweety Bird

or

2) Mel(anie) Blanc

Got a preference?

Tamous is a little known region of Tuscany. Its beautiful Terra Rossa soils, and ancient vines produce small quantities of the finest Shiraz.

The soft licorice and dark chocolate flavours, and subtle aftertaste of burnt Glycol, make this wine a Shiraz to die from.

BTW. Conventional Brake Fluid is composed mainly of Glycol.

Plus some Boric Acid, corrosion inhibitors and water.

@Lora & Pete 1332.

Ignore him my dear, all that exposure to the orient has tucked his brian. 😉

Not to mention reoriented his thinking

@Lora & Marum,

Actually it wasn’t due to my experiences living in Asia.
It’s my generation and my nation.

Once I saw her post “Tame way, ‘tupid” there was literally no way for my brain to avoid remembering Tweety saying “I taught I taw a putty tat!”

Mel Blanc did most of the animated character voices in Warner Bros’ Loony Tunes series….Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, Sylvester the Cat…and Tweety Bird.

The fact that I actually once had a primary care physician named Melanie Blanc didn’t help stay my impulse, either.

🙂

@Pete-What happened after Mel Blanc died?

@Pete 0635. You suffer with the same insane impulses I do obviously.

As I parked the car one day at Albion (Brissie suburb) this doctor’ shingle came into focus. I had:
Dr. Dingle
Dr. Dingle.

I thought: If the next one is Dong, I’m going to collapse. But it was Brown or something equally prosaic.
I don’t know about you, but I would have sought a Vietnamese doctor named Dong, so the shingle could read thus: Dingle, Dingle, and Dong.

@Long Tom,

Good Q. Y’know, I can’t remember which happened first:
Did Blanc pass first or did WB stop making the original Loony Tunes first?
I feel the surge of an internet search coming on….

I’d like Tweety Bird to be my nickname for sure. An adorable blue-eyed little yellow bird, what could be better? Now who wants to be called Puddy Tat? 🙂

I’m tucked…ugh, I drank too much.

All beverages have been passed by the mechanic

Not tor children under 18.
Anyone under 18 caught buying wine will be heavily tined