Till up on wine while you wait…

Till up on wine while you wait…

posted on 26 Jun 2017 in Chinglish

world-tamous-wine

Triendly service, too!

Photo courtesy of Dr. Materials.
Found in China.

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DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

If the wine looks suspiciously like used brake fluid, that is just pure coincidence.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

A lovely penot greece.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I love a wine that smells like axle grease

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The whine comes after you get the bill.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

The sign maker was exhausted when he made that one.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Salesperson: Red or white wine sir?

Customer: Don’t you have any other colours?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Looks like they are also selling flutes and wegetables.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Our German mechanic will serve you.

His name is Dirty Hans.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Oh, those clever Chinese.
I never knew you could make wine from a tamous!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Speaking of which, what’s the plural?
Tamouses? Tamice? Tameese?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If your car develops a whine in the tamous, we can fix it!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Selling Ifalian and Trench wines.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 0426. What’s wrong with tame mice? Rats are popular pets here in Oz. But they are not a great idea for the kids.

http://www.wormsandgermsblog.com/2011/04/articles/animals/pocket-pets/pediatrician-says-kids-shouldnt-have-rats/

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

They’ll fix you car, but they move at a snail’s pace.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum:

I just think it’s novel that the same nation
who invented rice wine
also invented mice wine!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BF. A mouse just drowned in my glass of wine.

GF I hope the poor thing didn’t suffer.

BF. I hardly think so. It got out three times to have a leak, and offered to fight the cat.

McBee
McBee
4 years ago

Well, since the top sign also says the building houses a karaoke bar, why not?

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Trouble is, by the time they fix your car, you’ll be too soused to drive it away!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

WARNING: Don’t Drive Drink

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Have you been driving, Madam?
– Y-Yes, but why –
– I see. Show me your drinking license, please.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

How do you catch a unique wine drinker? Unique up on ‘im.
How do you catch a tamous wine drinker? Tame way, ‘tupid!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Lora 8:40,

You have duly earned one of two nicknames with that last post:

1) Tweety Bird

or

2) Mel(anie) Blanc

Got a preference?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Tamous is a little known region of Tuscany. Its beautiful Terra Rossa soils, and ancient vines produce small quantities of the finest Shiraz.

The soft licorice and dark chocolate flavours, and subtle aftertaste of burnt Glycol, make this wine a Shiraz to die from.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. Conventional Brake Fluid is composed mainly of Glycol.

Plus some Boric Acid, corrosion inhibitors and water.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Lora & Pete 1332.

Ignore him my dear, all that exposure to the orient has tucked his brian. 😉

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Not to mention reoriented his thinking

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Lora & Marum,

Actually it wasn’t due to my experiences living in Asia.
It’s my generation and my nation.

Once I saw her post “Tame way, ‘tupid” there was literally no way for my brain to avoid remembering Tweety saying “I taught I taw a putty tat!”

Mel Blanc did most of the animated character voices in Warner Bros’ Loony Tunes series….Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, Sylvester the Cat…and Tweety Bird.

The fact that I actually once had a primary care physician named Melanie Blanc didn’t help stay my impulse, either.

🙂

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Pete-What happened after Mel Blanc died?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 0635. You suffer with the same insane impulses I do obviously.

As I parked the car one day at Albion (Brissie suburb) this doctor’ shingle came into focus. I had:
Dr. Dingle
Dr. Dingle.

I thought: If the next one is Dong, I’m going to collapse. But it was Brown or something equally prosaic.
I don’t know about you, but I would have sought a Vietnamese doctor named Dong, so the shingle could read thus: Dingle, Dingle, and Dong.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Long Tom,

Good Q. Y’know, I can’t remember which happened first:
Did Blanc pass first or did WB stop making the original Loony Tunes first?
I feel the surge of an internet search coming on….

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

I’d like Tweety Bird to be my nickname for sure. An adorable blue-eyed little yellow bird, what could be better? Now who wants to be called Puddy Tat? 🙂

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

I’m tucked…ugh, I drank too much.

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

All beverages have been passed by the mechanic

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Not tor children under 18.
Anyone under 18 caught buying wine will be heavily tined

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