Very few repeat customers…

Very few repeat customers…

posted on 8 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

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Marum
5 years ago

After the meat-patty, what normally exploded is a few inches lower than the stomach.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

A subsidiary of Taco Bell?

Marum
5 years ago

Actually. It is probably a volcano, for red hot pyroclastic flows erupt out of it.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

We call it a bamburger.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Don’t believe it? C4 yourself.

Marum
5 years ago

Meat Patty.

‘Hello Patty.’

“Herro John.”

Marum
5 years ago

Patty eat you long time.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Have the double, it’ll blow your mind.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The patties are made from farm-razed beef.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Puts the “gas” in gastrointestinal.

Marum
5 years ago

A young Lady named Venus,
The most beautiful I have ever seen is,
Her face was a delight,
And her breasts just right,
But what amazed me the most was her penis.

Marum
5 years ago

We put the BUTT, in Butcher.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

And the sesame seed bun where’s the bun

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

The red steer the stomach is all over the place

coffeebot
5 years ago

Mom! This place is the bomb!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

The Burger King chain once marketed an “Angry Whopper”.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Those patties are dynamite!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Try our cheese splatter.

Marum
5 years ago

Seeing rissoles go well with Tomato sauce.

@Long TOM a couple of days ago.

@Long Tom. 0410. Regarding Ketchup?catsup.
I heard it came from the East Indies and was introduced into Britain in the 1860s.

Possibly from the Indonesian word; kecap (formerly ketjap)

Meeoowwr….Marum. (Die saufenschlùrfen Katze)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Maybe this is where suicide bombers get their training.

Marum
5 years ago

This is probably incorrect. My Bahasa Indonesian is virtually nonexistent.

Memberi saya saus atau berikan saya kematian

(Give me sauce or give me death)

I Like it in Spanish better: Darme salsa o darme muerte.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Another one of Wile E. Coyote’s brilliant ideas.
Ingredients from Acme Inc., obviously.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Meet Patti Page and explode after the Tennessee Waltz.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Two man. Meat patty explode. One man die. I don’t know!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

WARNING:

Meat Patty. Explode
The Stomach

Separately

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Would you like to explode something else, Madam?

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Turns a Bao into a POW!!!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

There once was a man named Louie,
Who ate eleven bowls of chop suey
Instead of twelve, he then said,
I’ll have a meat patty instead,
And so, his stomach went… KABLOOEY!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The Stomach is a great place. Turn left at The Pancreas and listing for the booming noise.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Monty Python’s Mr. Creosote explodes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXH_12QWWg8

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Long Tom | 5:17 pm: Wow! 29 captions and none of the rest of us remembered that! 😀

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

@DnT-Ironically it was Lora’s limerick which reminded me of that movie clip.

RT
RT
5 years ago

I hear their burgers are to die for

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Long Tom | 4:26 am: So did Ron Jeremy! 😛

Marum
5 years ago

Our meat pattys repeat.

Our customers not so muchee.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

@DnT-Was that campaign any more successful? Burger King’s didn’t last.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

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