What’ll ya have!

What’ll ya have!

posted on 5 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

piss-department

I took a number… they’re all ones.

Photo courtesy of Ben Au.
Found in Hangzhou, China.

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Marum
3 years ago

Asashi Brewery

Marum
3 years ago

Zhōngguó píjiǔ

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

You rhine mate

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Urine the right place.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Watch where you point that Percy

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Where you find leaks

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Made water in China.

Marum
3 years ago

青島啤酒廠; pinyin: Qīngdǎo . = Tsingtao Brewery Co. I have no idea of what the Chinese characters mean, but they don’t seem to imply beer.

Help!

Marum
3 years ago

Q. What do you think of Red China?

A. It makes it damn near impossible to find a suitable table centrepiece.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The relief manager is on duty.

Marum
3 years ago

Carpe cereviscium! = Sieze the Beer.

NB. I must check the origins of cereviscium, as the romans were not great driinkers of beer. (unlike the Egyptians)

It probably really means “Barley wine” or something similar

Marum
3 years ago

La cerveza!

Marum
3 years ago

Urine Big Trouble in Little China.. (1986 movie)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Craption is not made at here!

Marum
3 years ago

The glasses which make all senoritas look beautiful = Gafas cerveza.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I wonder what the fecal department looks like?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Whoever made the curtains is an excellent sewer!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

A: Where to find aliens from the planet Uranus (Urine-us?),

Classic Steve
3 years ago

This is in Hangzhou, not Pee King?

Marum
3 years ago

@Pete 0633.

Q. Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?

A. It goes round and round Uranus looking for Klingons.

Marum
3 years ago

Peace on you Sheikh Ze Dropsoff.

And peace on you too effendi.

Marum
3 years ago

A Lighthouse Keeper named Deacon,
Tried a young lady – who said she was Greek – on,
Their antics that night,
Caused universal delight,
Cause they were projected for miles by the beacon.

(Been thinking on and off all day how to do that last line. Then when I was doing the daily crossword, the word “beacon” came to me)

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

They keep getting weird phone calls asking to speak to Guy Hoo Peesalot, Anita Godu D. Baffroom, and Ivanna Tinkle.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

All other waste, use rear entrance.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

Frequently visited by the ministry of silly walks.

Diddims
Diddims
3 years ago

“Hangzhou Piss Department, how may I direct you?”

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

I think they wrote “Piss” on purpose because the clerks in this department are very likely to piss you off. Perhaps the English expression was slightly misused.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Peemale Toilet?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Piss make me like this. Piss make me die!
– Rest In Piss, then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Leak us on Fecebook

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

When you piss, how low Hangzhou?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

So that’s where the doctors and nurses send the urine samples they take from their patients!

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Rest in piss.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

AKA Play Station.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
3 years ago

Toxicology lab techs have a great sense of humor.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Dying for a leak?
Urine the right place.

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