Also try our dessert moist!

Also try our dessert moist!

posted on 5 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Snacks

Meat-Crispy

Made locally from the meat farm.

Photo courtesy of Brandon Dawe.
Souvenir cookies from China.

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algernon
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algernon

Just like a crumpet only crunchier

algernon
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algernon

I just can’t believe its meat

Marum
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Marum

Specially slain by the Mag Lev Train.

(Tenderised a 400kph)

Marum
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Marum

It certainly would have guan dong, when the train hit it.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Made from cookie doe.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

We’ll be bacon more every day.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Also: Baked flesh evely day!

SF
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SF

Believe my current experience of the canteen of a university in Guandong, it can perfectly be what it says to be …

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

These cookies taste offal!

Marum
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Marum

♫It’s Crispy the Rodeo Clown♪

DrLex
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DrLex

This looks suspiciously like chicks crushed into cookies with a hydraulic press. Wait a minute, that’s exactly what the Chinese product name says: “Chick Cookies”…

Marum
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Marum

Rare, medium, or well done, sir.

Crispy thanks.

Running Comment
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Tastes just like chicken !

Long Tom
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Long Tom

There really is/was a breakfast cereal named “Crispy Critters”.

Marum
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Marum

@Dr Lex.0423 Aww. I would have thought that they put the female prisoners through a Die-cutter, and made cookies out of them.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@DrLex | 4:23 am: What a fowl deed!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I hope these are not Girl Scout cookies. 😯

Marum
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Marum

It’s the breakfast cereal named Slutties.

They don’t go crap snackle and poop.

They just lie there and bang.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0432. Yes. They have a bun in the oven.

Pete
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Pete

(Facepalm!!!)

jjhitt
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jjhitt

One of the Keebler Elves fell into the machinery and things haven’t tasted the same since.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Nice to meat you, Crispy

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: May contain traces of WongDong

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also called ”Cockies”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s Chinese Crispy!

Pete
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Pete

Pray there is never such a thing as a meat Krispy Kreme doughnut.

Pete
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Pete

For people who want to satisfy their sweet tooth along with their carnal desires.

Pete
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Pete

Well…Holy Cr*p, Batman!!! This took a bit of searching but it turns out it really IS a crispy MEAT biscuit!! It’s called a “Ji Zi Bing” in Mandarin. And I found the following description on the ‘net: “The old name of Jizibing is “Xiaofengbing”. It is said this biscuit was created by a workingwoman in the Qing Dynasty. As Jizibing is shaped like a chickling, (…as in a baby chicken….??) it is called Ji Zi Bing “Chickling Biscuit.” The filling is made of pork, sugar, white sesame, shelled melon seeds and shelled olive seeds and mixed with spices. The outside… Read more »

Pete
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Pete

Apparently it’s also called “Ji Zai Bing”.
Scroll down to find it:

http://www.chinatravelpage.com/special-local-products-of-guangzhou

Marum
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Marum

@Pete above. Those mooncakes certainly sound like chunder material.

I also like the bloke who invented a better cake to earn some, “monkey” to buy his wife back. I’d have rather kept the monkey.

markm
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markm

@Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |
Are they made with real girl scouts?

Pete
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Pete

@Marum,

Sounds more like chum to me.
Or pig slop…except the cannibalism might lead to mad pig disease…

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Well, most Orientals find cheese to be yucky.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 7:09 am: Now I’m even MORE suspicious of food imported from China.
Dunno about the taste of shelled olive seeds – it may be OK – but I’d be afraid of biting on a random piece of shell!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Crispy meat cookies – try our classic chitlin chip or new goatmeal raisin.

Lora
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Lora

Snap! Crackle! OINK! Meat Krispies!

Pete
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Pete

The weirdest pierogi I’ve ever seen…

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