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Grand-Gross-Hotel

Photo courtesy of Marc Fresko.
Found in Istanbul, Turkey.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

For the overly fat

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I’d like something small

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

144 rooms for $1000?

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

That’s jive, Turkey!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Before choosing the name they should have disgust it more thoroughly.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

We are affiliated with the Hotel California.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

At first it was called ‘hostel’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

NOTE: Please early pay before living

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Buffet serves Hassan Chop

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

I’ve got reservations and I haven’t even called them yet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

CAUTION:
– A person hanging up means ”I will never use it again”
– A person on the floor means ”Please leave me alone”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Hello, reception? I need a cleaning service.
– Dial M for murder, Madam.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The entrance used to be a revolting door.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

We have 144 rooms, in varying stages of filthiness.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

“Would you like a rat with your coffee?” (Basil.
Faulty Towers – The episode with the Health Inspector and the rat)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

You think the Hotel is gross.

All the prostitutes are 144+KG (317 lb)

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

My home village of Brookfield was originally named “Grossdale”, after its founder Samuel Gross. The local high school still bears his name though.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

“SIRE! SIRE! The poor are revolting.”

King: “Of course they are. Just look at the scurvy pack of knaves.”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Our Bed-bugs are a s big as rats.

In the morning, all that will be left is your bloodless desiccated corpse, lying on the bed.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Alternative name: The Grand Buda-PEST Hotel

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

You know it’s gross because instead of little chocolates they leave Rolaids tablets on your pillow.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Turkey’s first attempt at a love hotel didn’t work well.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Frequently compared to Fawlty Towers and Watery Fowls

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

72 raisins left by pillow during turndown service.

Rt
Rt
3 years ago

Our floor’s so clean you can eat right off it! There’s ketchup, and mustard, and eggs, and steak on the ground right now, in fact!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The US forces finally kill Osama bin Laden, he urns up at the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. “How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. “You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says “This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defence!” He drops Osama. with a knee to the groin. Osama is subject to similar beatings from… Read more »

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW. Stollen from the net and polished a leetle.

‘Tis a great joke, which I would be proud to claim as mine own.

BTW. I am aware that “Stolen” is a German word for cake. So, PUNish me for it.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Stollen = Der Stollen, oder Der Christstollen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 12:28 am: It’s not such a crumby joke. 😛

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum 12:18,

As a proud Virginian I endorse this message.
(Even if I did tell the same joke here just a few short weeks ago…)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete above. Never saw it mate. Otherwise I would not have posted it.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum 5:34,

No worries. It’s all good.

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