Come on, flash us!

Come on, flash us!

posted on 9 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of T. Newman.
Found in China.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

So what did you have for breakfast

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Show us ya muffin.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

So it’s the Moulin Rouge.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I can only imagine what the one is red is doing

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

in red

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Why flash? By the time you’ve “used” the woman, she’s probably already seen it.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I thought Flash is a man.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:04 am: Blushing deeply after the flashing?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Eddie Charlton, (famous Australian snooker and billiards player) hired an escort for the night. After the snooker tournament, when they get back to his hotel, at his request, she takes off her clothes, and bends over the bed. The illustrious Mr. Charlton stands there looking at her, deeply engrossed in thought.

“Is everything all right Mr.. Charlton?” she asks.

“It’s perfect.” replies Eddie. “I’m trying to decide whether to pot the pink or the brown.”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0407. You must be hard to please. Speaking for myself, I never tired of seeing it.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

I’d’ve thought this was more of a job for Aquaman.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I discovered why Filipina ladies like to marry old western men.

In my halting Filipino

Old white men are 4Ms: Matandang (Old) Mayaman (Rich) Madaling (Soon) Mamatay (to die)

It is actually a joke. Filipinos have a weird sense of humour,, but so do we, to them.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

Button is on your light.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

We would like to have some pictures of the occasion.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Approved by Flush Gordon

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

You take the blue woman, the story ends. You wake up in her bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red woman, you stay in China, and I show you how deep the hole of water goes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

”Flush for Fantasy”

– Billy Idol

”Just Flush It”

– Mike

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

from ”Pressy Woman”

Classic Steve
3 years ago

The savior of the universe has turned to custodial duties.

FatKenney
FatKenney
3 years ago

So, the women’s room is also a photo booth? Creepy.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Just wait here. I’ll be back in a flush.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Press flesh after use!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

♪ ♫ Jumping Jack Flush ♪ ♫

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

After all snapping selfies in the toilet is becoming popular on a global scale

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