Get a grip

Get a grip

posted on 24 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

scrupulous-landslip

Photo courtesy of Noel Muller.
Found in hotel bathroom in Suzhou, China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

How Shong!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

But slip down gently

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

OK. Then what is an unscrupulous landslip?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Use non slippery water

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

My auntie Slippy had anti-slippy slippers.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

@Marum: the unscrupulous landslip will still kill you even if you are wearing your anti-slippy slippers.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If your lady asks nicely, you may use anti slippy slipper to paddle her cute little backside.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Unscrupulous landslips sink slipper slips.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I use anti-slippy pills.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

NOTE: When you are a slip, slip anti-slippery slipper on a landslip until wet.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“Slippery When Wet” Bruce Brown surfing movie 1958.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

You wouldn’t want to slip and hurt your scruples.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Scrupulous lady, Please use anti-baby pill and slip

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@72rd 0420 The Vatican has finally approved a contraceptive pill.

The lady holds it between her thighs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I only brought my sloppy slippers. Better zip down to the slipper shop and snap up a nifty pair of anti-slippy slippers.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I put on my lead laden shoes.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Slippy slippers smack saucy sheilas. 😈

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@BFC 0435. Why? Are you going muff-diving?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Come to think of it. They’re better than Abalone.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

How did they come up with this translation? They guest!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

This is what happens when you spray WD-40 on duct tape.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

1scruple = 20grains.

350scruples = 1lb.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– egg and bacon
– egg sausage and bacon
– egg and slip
– egg bacon and slip
– egg bacon sausage and slip
– slip bacon sausage and slip
– slip egg slip slip bacon and slip
– slip sausage slip slip bacon slip tomato and slip

…or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top asleep.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

MORE USELESS INFORMATION:

Scruple, unit of weight in the apothecaries’ system, equal to 20 grains, or one-third dram, and equivalent to 1.296 grams. It was sometimes mistakenly assigned to the avoirdupois system. In ancient times, when coinage weights customarily furnished the lower subdivisions of weight systems, the scruple (from Latin scrupulus, “small stone” or “pebble”) was a unit of Roman commercial weight as well as a unit of coinage weight. One drachma, the basic Greek silver unit, consisted of three scruples.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@jjhitt 0511. Yes. It appears totally DUCT to ne too.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
4 years ago

Man: I wonder where that landslip has gone. Woman: You did love it so. You looked after it like a dear guest. Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Woman: Is it in the Hao Sheng? Wouldn’t you like to know. It was a lovely little slipper. Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Woman: Where can the slipper be? Man in audience: Have you thought of the Pecker Supporter? Woman: It is a most scrupulous landslip. Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go! Woman: Oh slippy, slippy, slippy, slip. Man: slip, slip, slip,… Read more »

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

I think the translator slipped up.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Star Fox: “If I hear you tell me to do a barrel roll again, I’m going to kick you with my slipper, Slippy!”

Running Comment
4 years ago

In Italian, ‘slip’ means underwear…

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Not just in Italian. “Pardon me, your slip is showing!”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Concierge desk, please.
Yes, hello? I was wondering…do you have any anti-slippy condoms?

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