Green Wood

Green Wood

posted on 22 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

green-wood

Photo courtesy of Aaron Ruiz.
Found in Langfang, China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I know the Bird of Love.

It is the Swallow.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I thought the Wood of Love.

Was Hardwood.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

If this is the caption, it is not made at green wood

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Something about getting wood then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

‘G’ and ‘T’ have absolutely nothing in common.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Just careful where you stick it then

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Pot is the vitality in the growth of Woodstock.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

If love is the summer daylitht, translation is the insanity of the grouth of the internet of the.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

There are grouth in the green wood.. How about pheathant?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am: Why not? You can order a G and T in any good pub!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Daylitht:

Thunday
Monday
Tuethday
Wednethday
Thurthday
Friday
Thaturday

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

I used to be a big fan of L7, but lately they haven’t been trying very hard.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Maybe there are Flora colossus in the green wood. (“I am Grouth!”)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:44 am: Yes, but they at least mix* a drink, not letters … 😉 * It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N’N-T’N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian ‘chinanto/mnigs’ which is ordinary water served at slightly… Read more »

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Man who keep hands in pants feel wood all day.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Robin the Hood was in the Greenwood.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am: You seem to have an incredible memory! I could only guess from the style that was a quote from Douglas Adams.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This shirt was printed by the Lithtographic procetht..

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If your wood turns green, get immediate medical assistance.

You may have the dangerous Peniverdi Syndrome, which is contracted by having oral sex with Aardvarken.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

By Green wood, they are referring to Ents, Ents = The ancient forest people of folklore. Ents were giant beings who could move around ponderously when the needed to. They had tremendous power, and nothing could stand in their way, when they were motivated to act. Eventually they moved so seldom, that they forgot how, and became trees as we know them today. Ents = Onodrim (in Elvan) For any Elves who may be reading this. Tor they who don’t believe in Elves. Now. Don’t turn your head. Just ever so slowly look out of the corner of your eye.… Read more »

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

Green wood-Hulk excited!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Looking at the configuration of those fingers, John Lennon comes to mind:
“Happiness is a warm gun!”*

*As in:

“This is my rifle, this is my gun,
this one’s for fighting, this one’s for fun!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@Droll not Troll | 5:12 am: Oh, he rules. But I used the Internet memory, hehe – much more practical and comfy … and … Wait! I have to do something about those ‘G’s in ‘Pangalactic Gargleblaster’ … o_O

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

The utility of green wood? Green wood is unseasoned wood which is unusable for all practical; purposes!

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

I love Jonny Greenwood this much too.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Isn’t it good,
Norway-Green wood…

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom 1355.

Even if it unseasoned, it still tastes great.

Regards……A. Termite.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

[size =3] Termites can read very small print.[/size]

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

[size=2pt] No they can’t.[/size]

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

[size=-2] maybe[/size]

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

[color =blue\TRY[/color]

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Lee Greenwood has been running out of ideas for lyriics.

Olog-hai
Olog-hai
4 years ago

@Marum Mirkwood’s original name was Greenwood.

Olog-hai
Olog-hai
4 years ago

@Marum PS. Neither BBcode nor HTML seems to work here.

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