Have a little gompassion!

Have a little gompassion!

posted on 27 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

lost-kitten

I don’t feel likelost…

Photo courtesy of Woon Peng Ziady.
T-shirt spotted in Chengdu, China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫ My poor old moggie is all red and flat and soggy,
He tried to race a truck, but he ran right out of luck,
He’s nobody’s moggie now oooowwww wooowwwwww oooowww♪

coffeebot
4 years ago

Ghildren should be seen and not likeheard.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Why would a lost child, have a kitten?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I’ll bet his/her mum, would be having kittens.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

All that kittens is not ghild.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I can only guess, where a “camp pain” would hurt.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Our gompany is specialized in scraping dead kittens from the road at night. Nothing gheers up your ghildren more than being reunited with their likelost roadkill.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

They misspelled “gampaign”.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Dr Lex 0411. Good use for road-kill KFC.

KFC = Kentucky Fried Cats.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The gompany who looks during the night: Peiping Tom Inc.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

A lost gompany needs a better GEO.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum & DrLex: There are Roadkill Cafes.. There is one in Darwin and one somewhere in Arizona. Didn’t see kitten on the menu though.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

And “traffig”.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Just beware of the traffic then

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The best cat is a dead cat

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0423. Being part aborigine I can live on traditional bush tucker.

Traditional Bush Tucker = Kangaru and rabbit, which have been ironed out by the traditional Falcon Ute.

As long as they have not been made into Schnitzel, by a Road Train. Schnitzel is not traditional Aboriginal tucker. After all we never wore Lederhosen.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Lederhosen also causes Schnapps dancing.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago
Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Gaption is made at here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

50% Gotton / 50% Likelost

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Just make sure the crocodile is dead first, if you fancy croc fricassee.

A bloke driving on Sheridan Street Cairns a few years ago, on a wet night, nearly ran over a croc, which climbed out of a stormwater drain. He then inadvisedly, tooted the horn on his car. This seemed to annoy the croc somewhat, for it waddled over, and bit off his front tyre.

(Reported Cairns Post)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A Gompany’s GEO, is a Gollum.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Geo = Gollum Executive Offisssser.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:08 am: For gompany, of course!

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

There once was a little girl named Shut Up, and she owned a kitten named trouble. One day Trouble got lost, so she went out looking for him, but ended up lost, too. Then she saw a police officer and went to him for help. The following hilarity ensued:
“What’s your name, little girl?”
“Shut Up.”
“What!?”
“I said SHUT UP!”
“Are you looking trouble, kid?”
“Wow, how did you guess?”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Hmmm….lost child?
Must be one of those Seeing Eye Kittens.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Now there’s a Gompany with some real Cumption!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Now I’m not sure if the Gompany’s name is really Gampaicn.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

I hatelost gomment ratings.

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

Are you kitten me?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:11 am: Camp pain is in-tents!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT above.

I WAS NOT REFERRING TO THAT TYPE OF CAMP! 😀

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 3:48 am: I knew that, but when it comes to humour my mind can take some weird detours.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Lora 0632. I know no gentleman should ever ask a lady her age but.

We little boys used to laugh at that joke at primary school., including telling the police your name:

Robert Sole = R. Sole.

Argus Tuft.

Ramita Rytupuras.

Ophelia. Cox.

And that was a hellava long time ago.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Lora 😈

Tom41
Tom41
4 years ago

Is the Kitten lost, or the Ghild?

Tom P.
Tom P.
4 years ago

Poor Guild 🙁

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

MANUFAGTURED BY THAT SAME OLD FAGTORY.

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