Infinite pullulation can be yours!

Infinite pullulation can be yours!

posted on 8 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

super-plane

I’ve paid a lot more for far less than infinite pleasure…

Photo courtesy øf David S.
Toy from China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

You can have great fun pulling (it) yourself

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

We are on the level about Super Plane.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The young and their pullutation

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Something for all the family infinate pleasure

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Infinite pleasure is only of value, to they who are immor(t)al

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I cannot see any form of pleasure, infinite or momentary, arising from asexual reproduction.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Go with your children? Maybe they would like to do their pullulation in private!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Hyperbolical flight mode.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0422.. That is why penises (penii?) have knobs. So tour fist won’t slip off, and punch yourself in the head.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Algernon. Infinite; as in infinite verb. Which is a verb which keeps doing something for all eternity

FatKenney
FatKenney
4 years ago

Infinite pleasure – if by “infinite” you mean the three minutes it will take to break this cheaply made piece of trash.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Trim for straight and level flight Scotty.

Och aye Cap’n. Which one would yer like?.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@FatKenney 0439. But. It is made of unbreakable plastic.

FatKenney
FatKenney
4 years ago

The left hand margin of the packaging indicates this toy will enhance coordination and judgment. Good thing considering the total lack of judgment that lead to purchasing it in the first place. “That pang of regret tells you that it’s working.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
4 years ago

@Marum 04:43. My mistake. Make that four minutes then.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually. I had something similar to this when I was a boy.

Whereas the softer plastic did not break like the hard plastic ones, the lugs which engaged with the pullcord mechanism, rounded of fand bent. Thus it could no longer achieve (escape velocity), to fly anywhere.

So I made a rotor out of metal. That was highly successful. When it hit one of my mates, it effortlessly bit a piece out of him.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@FatKenny 0447.
Good judgement comes from experience.

Experience, come from making lots of bas judgements.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW In any activity where your life may be dependent on your judgement.

One starts off with two buckets labelled “LUCK” and “EXPERIENCE”. The trick is to get the one marked “EXPERIENCE” full, before the one marked “LUCK” rums out.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

EDIT: Bas judgements = bad judgements

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“Give a Hoot. Don’t Pullute!” – Woodsy Owl

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Wiktionary:
Rhymes: -iːnɪs

Noun

penis (plural penises or penes)
1.(anatomy) The male reproductive organ used for sexual intercourse that in the human male and some other mammals is also used for urination; the tubular portion of the male genitalia (excluding the scrotum).  [quotations ▼]

The female clitoris is homologous to the male penis.

Usage notes

The hyperforeign Latinate penii is occasionally used as the plural.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:33 am: If I could get my knob that close to my head, why would I ever use my hand? 😛

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:36 am: Yes I know noticed the mistake after I hit submit

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Then again it might have been a deliberate mistake

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Easy on that pullulation, don’t push it.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

In the Adult Toy Story, Buzz Lightyear has infinite pleasure…and beyond!

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Judgment? Infinite pleasure?! Illulluminati confrimed!

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Helicopter is the new super plane.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Pullulation… sounds like elation through pollution…

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

It’s Super Plane (looks more like a helicopter) flying through the infinite skies of Heaven, bringing infinite pleasure to all infinite number of residents (or all 144,000 if you prefer)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Mommy! It vibrates!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Ah … Pullulation.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Dad! Is this plane simple?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

CAUTION:

– Flying chips
– May also contain nuts
– Keep it out of 3+ children
– WARNING

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Pullulation…izzat a medical term for jetlag?
Or…for that annoying vibrating feeling & buzzing sound in yer head that take hours to go away after too long a flight on a propeller plane??

Tom41
Tom41
4 years ago

Infinite pleasure seems to be a common thing with these Chinese knock-off toys…

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If I remember correctly, there was a similar device which connected to aa garden hose. In our climate, that one had the added advantage of sloshing one with copious amounts of water, upon operating the release mechanism.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually there are some interesting Physics involved in this simple device. First: It is a rotary-wing ,(like a helicopter) but without the pitch changing mechanism. Therefore if there is a wind, one side will have more lift than the other. Thus it will bank, and fly in a circle. If it is dead calm, and you hold the handle straight, it will go straight up and down. Second: The annulus (ring around the periphery) increases the lift. Theory: Assuming that a column of air has mass, the rotating effect will cause the mass to tend to slide to the end… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Note: If the wind is strong enough, the bank angle may exceed 20 degrees. At which point the rotor will lose most of its vertical lift, and descend at paced to the ground. Often this is greater than its original take off velocity, due to the kinetic energy supplied by the wind, and of course the 32 feet (approx. 9.8 metres) per second per second supplied by gravity. If upon lading at such velocity, striking a solid object will cause even earlier premature destruction of this rubbish. Conclusion: Do not fly in wind conditions of a higher velocity than 5mph… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Then there are the laws of Civil Aviation to consider: FAA guidance, recreational drone users must operate as follows: •The drone must be flown strictly for recreational or hobby purposes, any use that has even an incidental business purpose likely does not qualify •It must be flown within the visual line of sight of the operator •It must be “operated in accordance with a community based set of safety guidelines and within the programming of a nationwide community-based organization,” which is understood to include safety standards such as those issues by the Academy of Aeronautics •It must weigh no more… Read more »

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
4 years ago

Homologous? Annulus? Just what sort of forum is this anyway?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

@Wax Frog: the everyday pullulation forum, obviously.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Wax Frog. As for me. Ignore it. I always intended to make my career aviation. To that end I was designing (from scratch) my own model aircraft, even as a Primary School boy. I even built a rudimentary wind-tunnel to test the lift, and drag of various air-foil (wing) cross sections. Thus, at ten years of age, I was wrestling with the equations of lift vs drag, and the angle of attack in mounting the wings to the body. All this has a bearing on the duration, and stability of flight. Obviously the smaller the wing the lower the drag.… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW I should have said: Annular ring.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Figures implied a cruising speed of 20kph with 0 wind.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Also, for they who have an advanced knowledge of aerodynamics.
This is a very rudimentary discourse. I have deliberately not mentioned “wind-shear”. But we know the real reason. Don’t we? 😉

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

Infinite pleasure for a finite cost. Pascal would be all over that deal.

(If you see this twice, it’s because the one I submitted from my phone isn’t showing up when I view the page on my computer so I resubmitted. Weird.)

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

I see pollution and exploding population in that country rather than pullulation.

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