Ist’s Thipdworld Enginsh!

Ist’s Thipdworld Enginsh!

posted on 20 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

thipd-world

Oreign ides are jongoy…

Photo courtesy of Louisa Geary-Cooke.
T-shirt from China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Yoat = Half man half goat.

So she married a Satyr. Lucky girl.

coffeebot
4 years ago

I know ist’s only been a wddk but it feels like a yoat.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

I think you need more heip with your Enginsh.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I’m sorry to tell you this Chang old chasp.

With help like that , I think you should apply for Foreign Aid.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Teke a nudy of the countody and you’ll get a yoat in jail.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

jongoy why the countody too many youts on the olimb wddk

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I thought China was in Asia. Oh Fu shi

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

This motor mouth needs engin sh.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

On her wedding night with her Satyr, Alice was quite overcome.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

So. He is going to climb the mountain during the Ides of March.

I really do believe, he should Caesar the occasion..

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Another in our fine line of garbled garb.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I wouldn’t be too critical. That wasn’t bad for a cat.

It was wrotten by Garblefield the Cat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

A nudy is the cause of the student’s self-conhdeno.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I suppose a rieh man is better than a meh man.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

So that’s what Shi said: FU!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

If he was a rieh man, why did they have to work day and night?!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Languages of the Underdark: Aquan, Elven, Sylvan.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Let’s Translate It.

– Nkie

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

As spoken by a Satyr.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The dyslexic sports shoe = Inkie.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Can’t you speak Enginsh?
– Yos! Iast yoat!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Ist’s shi Alice?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

A poor man must nig, but a rich man nign’t.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

China needs more Foreign trada with countodies that speaks good Enlish.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I never knew wildlife can be saved with poor Engrish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Jongoy: A cheap vehicle with a 2-stroke enginsh.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Hi Alice. I suppose a yoat is anudy of the countody.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“Go ask Alice when she’s tein feat toll.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

DNT 0508.
Wasn’t Jongoy a cream one put on one’s male part, so as to make one last longer.

Oh! Sorry. That was Longjoy. 😉

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Beware the Ides of China.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Goodnight, Johngoy.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

We must pratect the wildlife and ensrure they are cowfortable.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Ist’s? Are you sure they were teaching you Enginsh and not Germanglish?

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Still a better love story than “Twilight.”

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Enginsh-beyond Engrish!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Damn it! Last yoat. Where can poor Chinese girls get another yoat?

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Enginsh… the jargon engineers speak?

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

Mr. Chen, you might want to edit your personal statement before you submit to the university

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

lst’s join togetner to jongoy help this guy better Enginsh.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

He is duelling with English.

It appears that English is conclusively ahead on points, and heading for a knockout.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
4 years ago

“I’m Geibush Thipdworld, Migdy Pinelt™!”

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

The jongoy clearly aren’t helping you, they’re making you look like a dipthip.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

Shows that it is not even worth the THIRD WORLD

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